Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 6

Author Topic: Probenauts [November 1st: Damn]  (Read 10417 times)

IronyOwl

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nope~
    • View Profile
Probenauts [November 1st: Damn]
« on: October 20, 2014, 02:24:46 am »

Probenauts
"If you ever feel like dying for the good of the planet, let me know."


"Greetings! My name is Harvest-chan!

"Did you know that your world is under assault by advanced alien forces your species is ill-equipped to handle? Your planet's governments have organized into regional blocs in response, and now offer varying levels of support to an organization called the Xenonauts in exchange for protection."

"Xenonauts are special people with access to things nobody else has, but in exchange they have to fight against aliens. Would you like to become a Xenonaut?"



"All you have to do is make a contract with me."



Orientation
"Would you like to become a Xenonaut?"

Spoiler: Classification (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Compensation and Clans (click to show/hide)

Contract Application Form
Code: [Select]
[b]Name:[/b] Your name.
[b]File Photo:[/b] An official image of you. If not provided, will default to our record photo of the soldier in the dumb helmet.
[b]Physical Description:[/b] A brief description of your appearance.
[b]Mental Description:[/b] A brief description of your mental state.
[b]Preferred Stats:[/b] Your preferred attribute qualities, or anything else potentially deducible from the hiring screen.
[b]Preferred Loadout:[/b] What equipment you would like. Note that while there is no limit on basic equipment, manufactured items may be harder to acquire.
[b]Battlefield Behavior:[/b] How you would like to act while on missions.
[b]Base Behavior:[/b] How you are likely to act while on base.

Failure to fill out all sections of this form may result in being a bland, somewhat ugly rifleman with no personality and middling stats.
« Last Edit: December 08, 2014, 05:06:18 am by IronyOwl »
Logged
Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

IronyOwl

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nope~
    • View Profile
Re: Probenauts [Everything Is Fine]
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2014, 02:25:28 am »

Roster

Battle Groups:
0 Default (everyone)


Barthus the Dwarf (birdy)
Missions: 1
Kills: 0 (enemies without burning them to death, that is)
Battle: Explosives dwarf

Normal Human (poketwo)
Missions: 1
Kills: 2
Battle: Cautious hunt


Graveyard
Darkening Kaos (Darkening Kaos)
Missions: 1
Kills: 0
Battle: Examine houses/roofs for VR glitches
CoD: Blindsided

Useless Rabbit (Blaze-Chan)
Missions: 1
Kills: 1?
Battle: Build up to explosive rampage
CoD: Severe plasma to the spine

Shakerag Street (Shakerag)
Missions: 1
Kills: 1?
Battle: Avoid danger like the plague, save one medkit for self
CoD: Close-range firefights

Jesus Delgado (Digital)
Missions: 1
Kills: 0?
Battle: Avoid detection, fight guerilla war
CoD: Glorious sacrifice in close quarters

Hidalgo Sanchez
Missions: 1
Kills: 0
Battle: Valiant Anachronism
CoD: Alzhemier's and plasma

Yumi Aoki
Missions: 1
Kills: 0?
Battle: Gibbering cowardice
CoD: Cut off and pincered

Collin Niederhosen
Missions: 1
Kills: ?
Battle: Arrogant twat
CoD: Too beautiful for this world

Yimi Aoki (yobbo)
Missions: 2
Kills: ?
Battle: Cautious and angry
CoD: Going anywhere near enemies
« Last Edit: November 16, 2014, 08:15:33 am by IronyOwl »
Logged
Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

IronyOwl

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nope~
    • View Profile
Re: Probenauts [Everything Is Fine]
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2014, 02:26:18 am »

Base Status

Nexus


Frost


? ? ?




Maroon Joy: 19,250 Credits; 5 and 1/4 Tokens; 8 and 3/4 Alloys
Barthus the Dwarf: 21,250 Credits; 3/4 Token; 2 and 1/4 Alloys
Blue Asteroid: 21,250 Credits; 1 and 3/4 Token; 2 and 1/4 Alloys
Yemi Aoki: 4,250 Credits; 1/4th Token; 3/4th Alloy
Otherguy: 17,000 Credits; 1/2 Token; 1 and 1/2 Alloys
Darkening Kaos: 17,000 Credits; 1/2 Token; 1 and 1/2 Alloys
Steve the Zombie: -
« Last Edit: November 16, 2014, 08:15:13 am by IronyOwl »
Logged
Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

IronyOwl

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nope~
    • View Profile
Re: Probenauts [Everything Is Fine]
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2014, 02:27:10 am »

Armory
Here you can find information about the equipment available to Xenonauts.
Spoiler: Ballistic Weapons (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Heavy Weapons (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Grenades (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Other (click to show/hide)
Logged
Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

IronyOwl

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nope~
    • View Profile
Re: Probenauts [Everything Is Fine]
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2014, 02:39:11 am »

Update Zero: Everything Will Be FINE


: "Greetings! Let's begin saving the world, shall we?"

: "As an added bonus, the first ten Xenonauts in the base are veterans! They have higher stats than normal, which should prove handy for battling aliens."

: "Unfortunately I can't show them to you yet, because we still have to determine where to put the base."


"The location of our base will determine which areas we can detect and respond to threats in. As you can see, radar range is fairly large compared to the size of the world, and can be expanded a little later, but you should still choose carefully."


"We also have to decide how brutal this is going to be! I'm sure you'll all pick the easier option, because you want to live."


"But if not, you have some options."


"Brutal, brutal options."


"In fact, if you really just want to watch everyone you've ever known die, I certainly wouldn't stop you."


: "And that's it! Once we have our base and difficulty, I can start showing you our starting options. You don't need to wait for that to start signing away your soul, though! Hahaha."


"That was a joke."
Logged
Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Darkening Kaos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Legendary Gibbering Idiot +5
    • View Profile
Re: Probenauts [Update Zero: Everything Will Be FINE]
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2014, 03:36:40 am »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Base location: Sweden.
Difficulty: Veteran.

Edit: Spoilered and difficulty added.
« Last Edit: October 20, 2014, 05:31:05 am by Darkening Kaos »
Logged
So! Failed to make peace, war looms, kill the infidels... what are our plans for the weekend?
The Giant Moles in the caverns of my current fort breed like crazy, even while regularly being decimated by other beasts entering them...

Blaze

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Chaos that Crawls up on you with a Smile.
    • View Profile
Re: Probenauts [Update Zero: Everything Will Be FINE]
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2014, 04:51:40 am »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Base location: Cuba?
Difficulty: Your regular difficulty +1. If you already play on Insane then that.
« Last Edit: October 20, 2014, 09:30:08 am by Blaze »
Logged

Shakerag

  • Bay Watcher
  • Just here for the schadenfreude.
    • View Profile
Re: Probenauts [Update Zero: Everything Will Be FINE]
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2014, 09:07:44 am »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Base location:  US
Difficulty:  This will go horribly wrong at any difficulty




sneaking into the kitchen and eating all the food
ಠ_ಠ

Parsely

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
    • My games!
Re: Probenauts [Update Zero: Everything Will Be FINE]
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2014, 09:42:36 am »

PTW
Logged

Digital Hellhound

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Probenauts [Update Zero: Everything Will Be FINE]
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2014, 09:48:42 am »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Difficulty Normal or Veteran. Preferably Veteran, though I have no idea how brutal this game is.
« Last Edit: October 20, 2014, 09:54:38 am by Digital Hellhound »
Logged
Russia is simply taking an anti-Fascist stance against European Nazi products, they should be applauded. ¡No parmesan!

moghopper

  • Bay Watcher
  • The not quite as great as Toady or Three toe
    • View Profile
Re: Probenauts [Update Zero: Everything Will Be FINE]
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2014, 12:29:21 pm »

I'd Join, but the whole Madoka thing is a bit much...
Logged

IronyOwl

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nope~
    • View Profile
Re: Probenauts [Update Zero: Everything Will Be FINE]
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2014, 04:20:32 am »

September 1st: Orientation


Difficulty: Veteran.
Difficulty: Your regular difficulty +1. If you already play on Insane then that.
Difficulty Normal or Veteran. Preferably Veteran, though I have no idea how brutal this game is.
Veteran difficulty selected!


Base location: Sweden.
Base location: Cuba?
Base location:  US
: "Hmmm..."


"Welcome to the island of Puerto Rico!"

: "It appears that I neglected to solicit recommendations on base name, so for now I will simply call this place Nexus."


"As you can see, it's already rather extensive. The central structure is the command center. The hangars should be easy to spot, as should the radar station. Opposite the hangars are the living quarters, next to the radar. Opposite the radar is storage. The labs are located between hangars and the radar, while the workshop is between the hangars and storage. We currently lack any garages, missile defenses, or medical facilities."

: "Fortunately, we have received our first Xenonauts!"









: "...yes, well."


"We also have several more recruits available. If we cannot find suitable takers, I may need to acquire less motivated stock from elsewhere."


"We also have a great deal of potential recruitment in other areas."


"Finally, we have our base expenses. As you can see, this is a rather expensive operation, but our current monthly funding is estimated at $2,864,250. If anyone has any requests, feel free to speak up!"

: "I look forward to profitable ventures in the near future."
Logged
Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Blaze

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Chaos that Crawls up on you with a Smile.
    • View Profile
Re: Probenauts [September 1st: Orientation]
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2014, 08:20:18 am »

It just occurred to me that we should have parked somewhere with more landmass. Because when UFOs go down over water it's unsalvageable.

Logged

Parsely

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
    • My games!
Re: Probenauts [September 1st: Orientation]
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2014, 08:41:34 am »

Well it's pretty often that you get to attack UFOs that have landed in your sight range. We've got decent coverage over the whole east coast of the US as well, anything flying West over the mainland from the Atlantic we'll be able to chase down.

It's really not so bad, our radar range is already decent and no doubt we can upgrade.
Logged

Digital Hellhound

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Probenauts [September 1st: Orientation]
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2014, 09:05:45 am »

What's a Hunter (in Vehicles) and can we get one? If it's of any use, anyway.
Logged
Russia is simply taking an anti-Fascist stance against European Nazi products, they should be applauded. ¡No parmesan!
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 6