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Author Topic: Roll to Dice (minimalist) The tyranny is over! ~ Come Join! ~  (Read 14699 times)

Lyeos

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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) Ghost possessed aliens!
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2014, 01:57:12 pm »

[FLAILING INTENSIFIES?]
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) Ghost possessed aliens!
« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2014, 02:16:17 pm »

Trick Prophet into leading the aliens into the bomb testing chamber!
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Ozarck

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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) Ghost possessed aliens!
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2014, 03:46:29 pm »

Reincarnate self into nearest cat. Start puking to get attention. (Stolen from Blazing Glory. But hey, a classic action is a classic action, no?)

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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) Ghost possessed aliens!
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2014, 08:08:16 pm »

Escape out into the wilderness.

[6] (16)  All aliens not recaptured flee the facility.

[FLAILING INTENSIFIES?]

[6] (2)  You cease flailing.  FOREVER.

Trick Prophet into leading the aliens into the bomb testing chamber!

[3] (1)  You try to lead the remaining aliens into the bomb chamber.  Personally.  None of them fall for it, but it looks like the chamber works!  You are dead.

Reincarnate self into nearest cat. Start puking to get attention. (Stolen from Blazing Glory. But hey, a classic action is a classic action, no?)

[2] (4)  You reincarnate as a house cat in the facility.  Your puking gains the attention of the janitor.
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) Ghost possessed aliens!
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2014, 08:12:28 pm »

Send one of the aliens back and take the puking cat as our mascot then return to the horde.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) Ghost possessed aliens!
« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2014, 08:13:09 pm »

Bite someone's throat.
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) Ghost possessed aliens!
« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2014, 08:21:52 pm »

meow piteously. Make eyes huge. Wave paw.

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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) Ghost possessed aliens!
« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2014, 08:42:40 pm »

Experimental anti-death cloning machine, activate!
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) Ghost possessed aliens!
« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2014, 11:33:52 am »

Send one of the aliens back and take the puking cat as our mascot then return to the horde.

[1] (1)  The alien (that you are possessing) goes back, and is immediately gunned down by 15 armed guards that see it.  Ouch.

Bite someone's throat.

[4] (3)  You are about to bite a guard's throat, but then your eardrums burst from the sound of the guns all firing.  You collapse in pain.

meow piteously. Make eyes huge. Wave paw.

[6] (4)  You try, but are then scared off by the all the guns firing.

Experimental anti-death cloning machine, activate!

[2] (5)  You come back, stronger than ever!  +1 to physical actions.
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) Ghost possessed aliens!
« Reply #24 on: October 27, 2014, 11:36:29 am »

Convert the research base into a flying research base!
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) Ghost possessed aliens!
« Reply #25 on: October 27, 2014, 11:52:49 am »

Set up a underground cave hive in the wilderness then begin breeding to make more aliens.

((Don't worry kitty I will return for you!))
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) Ghost possessed aliens!
« Reply #26 on: October 27, 2014, 12:52:09 pm »

urinate in a corner in fear. mew piteously again.

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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) Ghost possessed aliens!
« Reply #27 on: October 28, 2014, 11:38:51 am »

Convert the research base into a flying research base!

[1] (1+1)  You narrowly avoid setting of the self destruct on accident.  You breath a sigh of relief.

Set up a underground cave hive in the wilderness then begin breeding to make more aliens.

((Don't worry kitty I will return for you!))

[2] (5)  You construct an enormous hive and breed rapidly!  +1 to horde actions!

urinate in a corner in fear. mew piteously again.

[5] (9)  You do so.
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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) Ghost possessed aliens!
« Reply #28 on: October 28, 2014, 12:01:17 pm »

Send a few of the aliens to rescue the kitty and bring it back to our hive.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Roll to Dice (minimalist) Ghost possessed aliens!
« Reply #29 on: October 28, 2014, 12:48:54 pm »

Build a teleporter capable of teleporting the entire research base.
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