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Aseaheru

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Re: you are next room
« Reply #60 on: October 27, 2014, 01:26:51 pm »

Give the Dwarves technology to go into Space, and a spacestation for them to go to.

Then expand room to include a asteroid belt.
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Re: you are next room
« Reply #61 on: October 28, 2014, 08:46:17 pm »

Spawn a cult to worship Cthulhu.
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Re: you are next room
« Reply #62 on: November 07, 2014, 03:24:58 pm »

Go back to being the first room.
you are room
Go back to being the first room.
((Pssh, boring much?))
Create an army of the undead, demons, and other such monstrosities.
Prepare a siege party at the door
the GM agrees with PROPHET
you create an army of ASSORTED MONSTROSITIES
they are ready to launch a SIEGE

in other news, the PERSON has arrived
the BOARS and the GDA are fighting!
the war is favoring the BOARS
Go back to being the first room.
((Pssh, boring much?))
You know what? Fine! Don't change! Stay as the Cthulhu room!

you are next room
Spawn a victim for Cthulhu.
you spawn a VICTIM!
he was the PERSON in the other room
Give the Dwarves technology to go into Space, and a spacestation for them to go to.

Then expand room to include a asteroid belt.

there are no DWARVES in you because you are next room, not room!
you are now much higher, and contain an ASTEROID BELT
Spawn a cult to worship Cthulhu.
you now have a CULT inside you!

the CULT sacrificed the VICTIM!
CTHULHU is eating a significant portion of the CULT

room's ASSORTED MONSTROSITIES will siege in 1 turn!
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Re: you are next room
« Reply #63 on: November 07, 2014, 03:38:48 pm »

I'm beginning to forget what there is in every room. But anyway: Summon Gol-goroth to keep company for Cthulhu.
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Re: you are next room
« Reply #64 on: November 07, 2014, 05:29:17 pm »

Create race of tea-loveing short beings with great intelligence who may want to throw rocks at celestial bodies to see them explode that lives on the spacestation made for the dwarves that are in the wrong room.
 Also create a new door between the two rooms, raising the ceiling in the first room if necessary. The door should be large enough to throw a planetoid thru, and be out of the rooms atmosphere.
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Warning, may appear to be angrier than intended

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Re: you are next room
« Reply #65 on: November 07, 2014, 05:31:56 pm »

Summon plastic dancing cactus OF DOOM
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Re: you are next room
« Reply #66 on: November 07, 2014, 09:00:46 pm »

Combine room and next room into THE ROOM!
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Re: you are next room
« Reply #67 on: November 08, 2014, 01:30:10 am »

Be LAST ROOM, spawn LAST BOSS and PROTAGONIST to see their epic fight.
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Re: you are next room
« Reply #68 on: November 08, 2014, 06:43:46 pm »

Turn boars faces into Batman
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Re: you are next room
« Reply #69 on: November 12, 2014, 01:50:33 pm »

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Re: you are next room
« Reply #70 on: November 12, 2014, 02:02:56 pm »

Be a Teacher.  Continue on from where we left off
...
the GM reads the thread
the GM does not feel comfortable
the GM sympathizes with WORLDMASTER
the GM has assumed the FETAL POSITION
the GM says that he will post a FULL UPDATE soon
HE isn't touching that with a ELEVEN-FOOT POLE, though
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Re: you are next room
« Reply #71 on: November 12, 2014, 02:45:06 pm »

Summon Old Man Henderson.  Put gnomes in the room we hate most.
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Aseaheru

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Re: you are next room
« Reply #72 on: November 12, 2014, 02:45:31 pm »

the POSTER is sorry for the GM, as the POSTER was unable to read the first page of THAT THING without feeling horrible, and the POSTER wasn't even involved with it.
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Warning, may appear to be angrier than intended

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Re: you are last room
« Reply #73 on: November 12, 2014, 06:06:30 pm »

I'm beginning to forget what there is in every room. But anyway: Summon Gol-goroth to keep company for Cthulhu.
you summon GOL-GOROTH!
GOL-GOROTH and CTHULHU are making an INFERNAL PACT!
Create race of tea-loveing short beings with great intelligence who may want to throw rocks at celestial bodies to see them explode that lives on the spacestation made for the dwarves that are in the wrong room.
 Also create a new door between the two rooms, raising the ceiling in the first room if necessary. The door should be large enough to throw a planetoid thru, and be out of the rooms atmosphere.

you create the THINGS THAT WILL HEREBY BE CALLED SPACE-GNOMES
Summon plastic dancing cactus OF DOOM
you now have a PLASTIC DANCING CACTUS OF DOOM
it isn't doing much
the GM is reminded of THIS
Combine room and next room into THE ROOM!
ROOM and NEXT ROOM are combined!
the new room is THE ROOM!
the ASSORTED MONSTROSITIES lay siege to the INFERNAL COVEN
the GDA and NEWLY LIBERATED PIGS declare WAR on the INFERNAL COVEN!
the ASSORTED MONSTROSITIES are devoured!
the GDA and PIGS are biding their time
Be LAST ROOM, spawn LAST BOSS and PROTAGONIST to see their epic fight.
you are last room
you spawn the LAST BOSS
the LAST BOSS menaces with TEETH OF RAZORS, SKIN OF STEEL, and EYES OF LAZ0RS
you spawn the PROTAGONIST
unfortunately, the PROTAGONIST hasn't been GRINDING
the PROTAGONIST is squished horribly
Turn boars faces into Batman
there aren't any BOARS in the last room!
Summon Old Man Henderson.  Put gnomes in the room we hate most.
OLD MAN HENDERSON has been spawned!
OLD MAN HENDERSON takes down the LAST BOSS in a FEAT OF AMAZING BADASSITUDE!
OLD MAN HENDERSON is looking for some MUCKLE-DERMED CULTISTS!
the POSTER is sorry for the GM, as the POSTER was unable to read the first page of THAT THING without feeling horrible, and the POSTER wasn't even involved with it.
the GM is thankful for ASEAHERU'S SYMPATHY
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Re: you are next room
« Reply #74 on: November 12, 2014, 06:18:01 pm »

Be THE ROOM!
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