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Worldmaster27

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You are a Teacher
« on: October 25, 2014, 10:45:50 pm »

Today's the first day of the school year, and your first grade class of 10 is sitting somewhat timidly in front of you.

You should probably introduce yourself and start them with an icebreaker. You have a book of them on your desk, if you need help coming up with one.




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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2014, 10:48:19 pm »

First graders, Ah? Well, kids like friendly teachers, right? Instead of introducing ourselves, I say we laugh to show just how friendly we are.
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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2014, 10:48:58 pm »

Walk up to Tawarochir, who happens to be in specified grade

Beat him with the book
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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2014, 10:50:27 pm »

Walk up to Tawarochir, who happens to be in specified grade

Beat him with the book

+1 Then walk up to Prophet and do the same thing.

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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2014, 10:51:13 pm »

"So, who's parents are dead?"
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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2014, 10:51:55 pm »

((HURRY AND PICK A CHILD BEFORE WE RUN OUT OF CHILDREN TO BEAT WITH BOOKS!))
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2014, 10:52:23 pm »

Mark a student's report card to show they are going back to kindergarten to assert dominance.
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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2014, 10:53:11 pm »

Release the tarantula.
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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2014, 10:57:49 pm »

Walk up to Tawarochir, who happens to be in specified grade

Beat him with the book

+1 Then walk up to Prophet and do the same thing.
You don't know who each of the children are!
"So, who's parents are dead?"
You ask them, and one girl seems to have come close to tears. One shy-looking boy raises his hand.
First graders, Ah? Well, kids like friendly teachers, right? Instead of introducing ourselves, I say we laugh to show just how friendly we are.
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Upon seeing the girl's tears, you begin cackling maniacally.
Mark a student's report card to show they are going back to kindergarten to assert dominance.
For crying, you fail the girl in every subject and tell her that her dead parents should put her back in kindergarten. She runs out into the hall, sobbing.
Release the tarantula.
You don't have a tarantula! It was deemed too scary for children, so you have a fluffy white bunny instead.




You are all horrible, horrible people.
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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2014, 11:00:03 pm »

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You are all horrible, horrible people.

Horrible person? I try to bring happiness and laughter to children and this is what I get?

She needs to be cheered up. Order all the kids to go in the hallway and laugh at her until she feels better. Laughter is the best medicine, after all.
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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2014, 11:00:35 pm »

((Yep. We really really are.))

Ask Prophet and Tawarochir to stand up.

((I assume that we at least now the names of the children we are teaching.))
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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2014, 11:03:21 pm »

OD the rabbit with sleeping pills.
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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2014, 11:11:08 pm »

Look, as fun as this is, we can't lose another job. Just pick up the book of icepicks (mmm, that brings back memories) and read one at random.
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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2014, 11:15:20 pm »

Teach them calculus.
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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2014, 11:23:39 pm »

Teach them calculus.
In the first grade it's called "rhythm ethics". Which is really fortunate since we flunked regular ethics.
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