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AoshimaMichio

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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2014, 08:17:53 am »

Teach that kid about 'dark side' anyway.
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I told you to test with colors! But nooo, you just had to go clone mega-Satan or whatever.
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Prophet

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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #31 on: October 26, 2014, 08:32:48 am »

Ask Prophet and Tawarochir to stand away from the group.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Wolfkit

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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #32 on: October 26, 2014, 08:55:58 am »

Cheer the kids up by showing the the wonder of flying! Aka throw one of them out of the window. Also, the school is on the top floor of a skyscraper.
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You wanna frisk this guy? This guy with the technicolor wonder limbs? The limbs that could probably slap you on several different levels of reality?
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Audioworm333

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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #33 on: October 26, 2014, 09:00:40 am »

Pull out our book of spells, begin teaching them the language of magic. Have them summon and control a Tentacle Demon as homework.
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I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

Playergamer

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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #34 on: October 26, 2014, 09:14:58 am »

...I quietly separate my conscious from the rest of the brain, punch it in the face, and leave to find a new teacher body to inhabit.
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NAV

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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #35 on: October 26, 2014, 09:20:08 am »

Give all the kids icecream.
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Wolfkit

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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #36 on: October 26, 2014, 09:30:25 am »

Give all the kids icecream.
Hide minced Cthulhu tentacles in the ice cream.
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You wanna frisk this guy? This guy with the technicolor wonder limbs? The limbs that could probably slap you on several different levels of reality?
Your tabs are just pure chaos, Wolfkit.
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kj1225

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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #37 on: October 26, 2014, 09:58:43 am »

Escape with Player gamer.
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Worldmaster27

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Re: You are a Teacher
« Reply #38 on: October 26, 2014, 10:18:23 am »

Y-you know. I'm just going to leave. You've all managed to thoroughly horrify me...

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I don't want to do this anymore...

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