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A topic about stupid challanges
« on: November 25, 2014, 07:53:48 pm »

For example, have numerous adventurers to claim all hamlets and towns of some civilization.

Kill a roc using a kobold head.

Have a peasant outsider, drop your spear and copper dagger and ONLY get and use items that come from trees. You can still drink the water that comes from rivers.


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Re: A topic about stupid challanges
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2014, 03:44:01 am »

I heartily endorse this thread,and will add some challenges of my own.

Kill 1000 badgers and bring their corpses back to a village leader, regardless of his/her desire for them.
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Re: A topic about stupid challanges
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2014, 08:41:20 am »

Kill all enemies by jumping.
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Re: A topic about stupid challanges
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2014, 11:01:15 am »

Kill all enemies by jumping.

Bonus if you kill 1000 turtles
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Re: A topic about stupid challanges
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2014, 07:15:11 pm »

Kill everyone you see with their own finger. Just bite it off then start smacking them with it.
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Re: A topic about stupid challanges
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2014, 10:06:18 pm »

Fight using only socks as weapons.

Conquer a fort using only a single stepladder.

Geld every ruler of every civilization on the map.

Construct a fully automatic weapon using cockroaches as ammo.
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Re: A topic about stupid challanges
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2014, 11:18:26 pm »

Murder an entire civilization without anyone spreading rumors about your deeds.

Win a fist fight with a demon.
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Re: A topic about stupid challanges
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2014, 12:15:46 am »

Become a werewolf and use your own severed arms as weapons.

Bonus points if your only food is your own flesh.
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Re: A topic about stupid challanges
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2014, 02:54:19 pm »

Win a fist fight with a demon.

Win a fist fight with a Gem-made titan (I tried that, but he punched my head off)
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Re: A topic about stupid challanges
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2014, 12:13:50 am »

Take a piece of artifact furniture from a fortress and beat the leader of that fort's civ it's creator dead with it.

Use your own dismembered body parts as weapons.

Bite a Hydra to death. FOR IRONY!!!

Kill a civ leader and prance about with their skull screaming "I killed (insert leader's name here)!!!" At the civ's peasantry, just to see what happens.

Mark all of the enemies you let live. For example, cut off the left ear of every enemy you knock out so that they walk branded to spread your legend. You could also cut off something larger and more crippling, but any universal permanent mark will do.

Geld a Demon.
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Re: A topic about stupid challanges
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2014, 10:26:39 am »

Start as a peasant, kill all goblins in the world small or larger world with a short or longer history with only a weapon (no shield or armor) while trying to avoid killing anything unaffiliated with the goblins except if you need food (Trolls are okay, a couple of wild animals are okay, but killing weasels until you have a high enough weapon skill is not).  See how long it takes you to die.

Kill a bronze colossus or metal titan with your bare hands (hint: I'm pretty sure this is impossible).

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Re: A topic about stupid challanges
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2014, 11:41:33 am »

Start as a peasant, kill all goblins in the world small or larger world with a short or longer history with only a weapon (no shield or armor) while trying to avoid killing anything unaffiliated with the goblins except if you need food (Trolls are okay, a couple of wild animals are okay, but killing weasels until you have a high enough weapon skill is not).  See how long it takes you to die.

Kill a bronze colossus or metal titan with your bare hands (hint: I'm pretty sure this is impossible).
Yeah blunt weapons of such low impact yield against a heavyweight creature quite literally bounce off with zero damage inflicted.
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Re: A topic about stupid challanges
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2014, 11:52:40 am »

Well, I don't have to tell you guys that with insane enough luck it is possible :P (or was, at least)
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Re: A topic about stupid challanges
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2014, 12:52:04 pm »

Well, I don't have to tell you guys that with insane enough luck it is possible :P (or was, at least)
In 40d, maybe, in DF2010 and forward it's literally impossible. Even if it was possible, it would require somewher3 around 500-1000 punches to do that.
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Re: A topic about stupid challanges
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2014, 01:06:42 pm »

Well, there's pulping mechanics now which is meant to come into effect when you keep using blunt attacks over and over again on the same body part. Not sure if it would be possible with bronze colossi though because punching might not do any damage at all. I'm kind of interested in this idea now though so I'll try and do it sometime.
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