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[Proudnerd]

So just now this happened. I asked the goblin where I can find myself.

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What's some of your favourite conversations you've seen? I always enjoy to when i say hello to someone then they shoot/hit me and then tell me their name.

Also when i slice someone a few times then brag to them about just attacking them.

[smeeprocket]

I ran into some wildboarmen, one of them attacked me and I ran, and every step I was getting spammed with them telling each other about attacking me, with multiple screens of it.

[Findulidas]

I remember when I met the kings son or something along those lines. He was less than one years old and completely unable to speak or move. I accused him of being a night creature and he responded with gibberish babywords.

[Broseph Stalin]

I remember when I met the kings son or something along those lines. He was less than one years old and completely unable to speak or move. I accused him of being a night creature and he responded with gibberish babywords.

When you talk to babies you respond as though they said exactly what you did. This means you can demand they yield, be admonished with "bada!", and respond by begging for mercy.

[Magistrum]

When you talk to babies you respond as though they said exactly what you did. This means you can demand they yield, be admonished with "bada!", and respond by begging for mercy.

This is a Limestone statue. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. On the item there is a image of Zolon crazetin the human baby and broshep the human adventurer. The baby is striking a menacing pose. The adventurer is weeping. This relates to broshep submission to the human baby on a random city around there.

[Paaaad]

Those occasional "In a time before time, I attacked me." messages. Not that their ever directed at you...

[Bumber]

"In a time before time, somebody attacked somebody."
It was inevitable.

[Corinthian]

Some farmer was fighting with a peasant. I decided to help out and killed the peasant. The farmer called me a murderer and spit on me.

Then I stuck a battle axe in his eye because he was being a dick.

[§k]

I saw four men walking across the field.

They asked each other: Why are you travelling?
And replied to each other: I'm just out for a stroll.

They repeated the conversation again and again while i followed them to another hamlet where they finally stood still in a line.

[RealFear]

I saw four men walking across the field.

They asked each other: Why are you travelling?
And replied to each other: I'm just out for a stroll.

They repeated the conversation again and again while i followed them to another hamlet where they finally stood still in a line.

Obviously just a practicing barbershop quartet.

[Journeyman]

"In a time before time, somebody attacked somebody."
It was inevitable.

I've gotten this one a few times, once while a group of bandits were going on and on amongst themselves about various battles. I couldn't help but think that they said it really sarcastically.