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How often should I post a turn?

As often as possible, and if at least 4 people post their actions.
- 4 (30.8%)
A few times per say, and if at least 5 people post their actions.
- 8 (61.5%)
Only post when everyone has posted their action.
- 1 (7.7%)
Something else. (PM me your idea)
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 13


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Author Topic: Roll to Villain  (Read 7871 times)

Sarrak

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #105 on: December 14, 2014, 01:46:01 pm »
Time for homecoming!
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Quote from: Urist McVoyager on October 01, 2015, 09:11:16 pm
Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

Quote from: star2wars3 on July 29, 2017, 01:45:37 pm
It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

wipeout1024

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #106 on: December 19, 2014, 08:29:29 pm »
Bump.
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Tomasque

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #107 on: December 19, 2014, 09:51:58 pm »
Oh, right. Sorry about that.. Turn incoming.
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Quote from: martinuzz on August 04, 2015, 03:23:59 pm
The quantum cannonball hits you in the face and misses!
Quote from: ATHATH on August 10, 2015, 08:21:35 pm
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Tomasque

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #108 on: December 19, 2014, 09:55:10 pm »
 wipeout:
[3] You find a McDonalds nearby that needs new security. Apparently some guy broke in there and stole some Big Macs. There too cheap to hire real security, but for 9 dollars an hour, they'll give you the job (and 20% off all food items, excluding Big Macs, French Fries, and everything else but salad).

 Yourmaster:
[2] You gesture threateningly, but that doesn't seem to work. "Now will you kindly return those camo shirts back on the shelf where you found them, like a good little boy?" He asks as he picks you up by the collar. You feel he doesn't have a really good grip.

 Sarrak:
[3 vs 5-1] Some of the mob guys seem to have not been too fooled by your trick. They cruise up next to in a car. The guy in the passenger seat yells over the sound of the engine, "Stop right now or we'll ram into you, sidewalk or not!"

 Playergamer:
[2] ...or maybe the rats just liked that odor you now emit. Thanks to your (completely different) superpowers, you can now emit toxic gases, ranging from merely annoying to truly dangerous and flamible. [2] You have 300 bucks that you had in your pocket, but the only thing you've found down here is a smelly Maintenance Room that's been abandoned for ages.
 
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« Last Edit: December 19, 2014, 10:49:16 pm by Tomasque »
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Quote from: martinuzz on August 04, 2015, 03:23:59 pm
The quantum cannonball hits you in the face and misses!
Quote from: ATHATH on August 10, 2015, 08:21:35 pm
Money!
GENERATION grisha5: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #109 on: December 19, 2014, 10:23:35 pm »
Accept the offer, but threaten them to give me the discount for everything else, also.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2014, 12:27:41 am by wipeout1024 »
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Tomasque

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #110 on: December 19, 2014, 10:51:02 pm »
No, they're only giving you the discount for the salad. (Hey, they have to get rid of them somehow.)
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Quote from: martinuzz on August 04, 2015, 03:23:59 pm
The quantum cannonball hits you in the face and misses!
Quote from: ATHATH on August 10, 2015, 08:21:35 pm
Money!
GENERATION grisha5: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #111 on: December 19, 2014, 10:54:35 pm »
Go looking for homeless people and hire them as minions.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 30, 1974, 05:00:37 am
A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
Ya fuckin' wanker.   

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #112 on: December 20, 2014, 01:51:40 am »
Use Knee. Aim for scrotum. Destroy sperm producer!
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Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on December 21, 2014, 05:55:46 pm
10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

Sarrak

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #113 on: December 20, 2014, 06:49:53 am »
"What are you, some sort of psychopaths? What have I done to you?!"

If persuasion seem to fail - very slightly affect car's engine to turn it off for a moment - they won't be able to jam me on non-working car.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2014, 10:41:37 am by Sarrak »
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Quote from: Urist McVoyager on October 01, 2015, 09:11:16 pm
Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

Quote from: star2wars3 on July 29, 2017, 01:45:37 pm
It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

NAV

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #114 on: December 20, 2014, 09:59:34 am »
Phase through wall of bank vault. Get loads of money then escape
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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Tomasque

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #115 on: December 20, 2014, 12:02:33 pm »
 wipeout:
[2] They refuse, and say that if you're that picky, they'll hire someone else.

 Playergamer:
[5] Using your smell, you convince them you are a fellow homeless person, ready to fight against the world. All the hobos in town are bored with sitting around and doing nothing, and happily join you. You gain 50 hobos.

 Yourmaster:
[1 vs 5] You accidentally knee yourself in the balls and he flings you across the room. You land in a bunch of shelves, which collapse under your weight. You're still conscious, but your entire body hurts.
     You are Mauled (-1 to all actions).
 
 Sarrak:
[4 vs 1] "You're right," says the driver,"screw Mc Donald's." He turns the car around and leaves you alone.
 
 NAV:
[3] You don't see a bank anywhere, but then an armored car pulls up at the intersection. It's from Robabank. [6] After taking a quick glance around, you walk right through the side of the truck. Inside is a sealed crate.

 Remember what your goals are, guys. Also, I can't do the inventory yet, because I need to copy paste that, and iPads suck at that. Wait... Just realized I could. :P

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« Last Edit: December 22, 2014, 05:42:08 pm by Tomasque »
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Quote from: martinuzz on August 04, 2015, 03:23:59 pm
The quantum cannonball hits you in the face and misses!
Quote from: ATHATH on August 10, 2015, 08:21:35 pm
Money!
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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #116 on: December 20, 2014, 12:06:26 pm »
Arm them with makeshift weapons, and train them to become a mighty, minion army!
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 30, 1974, 05:00:37 am
A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
Ya fuckin' wanker.   

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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #117 on: December 20, 2014, 12:35:02 pm »
Screw going home! I need practice! Go (car/plain/train, whatever) to the closest robotic/mechanical/engineering factory/plant!

If your iPad can't do such simple things, you're obviously using it wrong! Seriously.
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Quote from: Urist McVoyager on October 01, 2015, 09:11:16 pm
Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

Quote from: star2wars3 on July 29, 2017, 01:45:37 pm
It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #118 on: December 20, 2014, 02:38:06 pm »
You skipped one of my actions :/


Summon a poop storm, hope it actually happens this time :|
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Tomasque

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #119 on: December 20, 2014, 02:42:36 pm »
((You've lost, brah. Same like in GTA... sort of.))
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Quote from: martinuzz on August 04, 2015, 03:23:59 pm
The quantum cannonball hits you in the face and misses!
Quote from: ATHATH on August 10, 2015, 08:21:35 pm
Money!
GENERATION grisha5: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
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