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[Persus13]

"Tell the hobo to show us this safe place of his"

[Remuthra]

"Aye, and keep an eye on the local property market."

[LuckyKobold]

"Okay Boss,Uh its right over here."
2 Hours later you and the Drunkard are standing in the middle of a very small abandoned warehouse in the industrial district.There is a large pile of scrap and junk in the corner.There are several large metal safes on the back wall."What treasures are contained within those safes?"(1 on 1d6)"Oh,I don't know I've never managed to get them open."There are a few canned foods and empty bottles piled up next to a ratty old mattress.Despite its shortcomings the place has a sturdy metal gate and is very far from any Donut Worshiper Temples.
New Base Gained:Tiny Abandoned Warehouse
You also check out the local property market,but as far as you can tell it is nothing but a cover up front for a crime syndicate."The people around here lack class, Wait what is your name?""IronSkull.""How,Colorful."

Inventory

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One Laser Flintlock and Holster
20 Laser Pistol Cartridges
One Dueling Rapier and Sheath
One Nattilite Holy Book(It's a fashion guide)
Tuxedo(Worn)
Top Hat(Worn)
Monocle(Worn)
Stylish Diamond-Topped Cane(Wielded)
Golden Cuff links(Worn)
Fancy Tie Clip(Worn)
Fancy Tie(Worn)
Golden Pocket Watch and Chain(Worn)
Black Leather Wallet(10,000 credits)
World Map
Bottle of Fancy Wine(8 uses left)

Character Attributes

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Divine Favor:None
Faith To The Nattily:Utterly Fanatical
Fame:None
Location:War-Torn Streets
Mood:Slightly Unnerved
Skills
Gentlemanly Stuff:Legendary

Minions

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IronSkull,Weapon:Plastic Shank,Wearing:Ugly Rags,Faith To The Nattily:Ardent

Bases

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Tiny Abandoned Warehouse
Health:Very Rusty
Features:Ratty Mattress,Mysterious safes,and Junk Pile
Storage:3 days food

Local People Groups

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Gangstas
Hobos
Junkies
Drunks
Donut Worshippers
Donut Security Troops

[Persus13]

"He can't be a follower of Nattily in those clothes. He needs a suit of some kind. Go to a local clothing store and see what their options are."

[LuckyKobold]

Willson taps IronSkull on the shoulder "My companion your faith is admirable but you need more than mere belief to follow the Natilly,You gotta have Style,and those pathetic rags are not going to cut it.Come Let's find the nearest department store.""Yes Great Prophet."
30 minutes later,
RANDOM ENCOUNTER!
No less than 7 blasphemous Gangstas have stopped you in your path,They are all wearing Backwards Baseball Caps and SOCKS.AND.SANDALS!You are now berserk +2 to combat rolls Only one of them has a weapon and it is a wooden baseball bat that is pushed in your face."YO Punk Y'all Be Trespassing On Ma Turf Dog,Now You Gonna Pay!None of them have any combat discipline whatsoever and are probably only used to beating up hobos for pocket change.
Battle Map

G  G      @
 G    G   $
 G  G G

G=Gangstas
$=Willson Smythe
@=IronSkull

How Do You Slay These Infidels!

[LuckyKobold]

Also can you guys gimme a very simple explanation of the Nattily? For bookkeeping purposes.

[Remuthra]

"Bop them with your cane while insulting their fashion choices and telling them they ought to be ashamed of themselves, like a true gentleman."

Natilly is the most holy God of Fine Curiosities and Wares for the Distinguished Gentleman. It is located on the corner of West and Thirty-Fourth and is currently running a sale on vintage pocketwatches.

[LuckyKobold]

Willson Smythe:"Ah yes but in what order shall I bop them,where should I bop them,and what should IronSkull do while this righteous punishment is occuring.
OOC:And what of the rest of the pantheon and does the Great Donut Factor in?

[Persus13]

Natilly is a minor god in the pantheon of Top Hat and the others, but he is the one Smythe believes is guiding him.

The Great Donut is a god that is not mentioned, however as the pantheon mainly deals with clothing, Gods dealing with issues outside of fashion are considered unimportant.

[heydude6]

What is our movement allowance?

Also one more tip, you should make the G's different colors so one can say "move 3 spaces to the green gangsta"

[LuckyKobold]

Okay I will next time.Also since you are berserk you get 2 moves for every Gangsa's one.IronSkull is a master in the arts of drunken brawling and can move 1 time. Also are there any other Fashionista's or is this just One madman and a drunk?I was under the impression that Natilly was the name of the pantheon,Don't know why

[heydude6]

Whip out the laser flintlock and aim for the gangsta on the top row, see if I can penetrate to hit the man behind him.

[Remuthra]

Have IronSkull hold the armed thug's hands behind his back while you vaporize the others' shoes with your laser flintlock.

[LuckyKobold]

(6+2,8 on 1d12)Willson whips out his laser flintlock aims at one of the Gangstas and fires all in one fluid motion,(11+2,13!on 1d12)The Laser goes through the head on one gangsta,gut wounds another,and bounces off of a dumpster hitting the leader in the back of the head."Well worth a bullet.""For The Almighty TopHat!"IronSkull Headbutts a gangsta caving in his skull.(6-3)Upon seeing this the gangstas cut and run,except for one who jumps to his knees "YO Mighty Donut In The Sk-"His plea for mercy is ended by a cane to the throat."Well that was fun."IronSkull nods.
You loot a wooden baseball bat that you give to IronSkull and find 20 credits Along with burning those cheap abominations they call clothing.
30 minutes later you are standing in front of a department store (3+1) That has a satisfactory sense of class.
Store Wares

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Cheap Suit-100 credits
Bowler Hat-50 credits
Fancy Boots-75 credits
Cheap Monocle-25 credits
Silver Pocket Watch and Chain-25 credits
Bottle Of Fancy Wine(10 uses)-25 credits
Cheap Liquor(5 uses)-10 credits

While your in the area you could check out the hardware store or arms dealer if you were so inclined.
Inventory

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One Laser Flintlock and Holster
19 Laser Pistol Cartridges
One Dueling Rapier and Sheath
One Nattilite Holy Book(It's a fashion guide)
Tuxedo(Worn)
Top Hat(Worn)
Monocle(Worn)
Stylish Diamond-Topped Cane(Wielded)
Golden Cuff links(Worn)
Fancy Tie Clip(Worn)
Fancy Tie(Worn)
Golden Pocket Watch and Chain(Worn)
Black Leather Wallet(10,020 credits)
World Map
Bottle of Fancy Wine(8 uses left)

Character Attributes

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Divine Favor:None
Faith To The Nattily:Utterly Fanatical
Fame:None
Location:Shopping District
Mood:Quite Indignant
Skills
Gentlemanly Stuff:Legendary

Minions

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IronSkull
Weapon:Plastic Shank

Bases

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Tiny Abandoned Warehouse
Health:Very Rusty
Features:Ratty Mattress,Mysterious safes,and Junk Pile
Storage:3 days food

Local People Groups

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Gangstas
Shoppers
Fellow Gentlemen
Old Fat Merchants
Donut Worshippers
Donut Security Troops

[LuckyKobold]

Dang,I wasn't expecting to get half this much attention especially for my first forum game!Self-Confidence LEVEL-UP! But seriously what do you guys think of the game so far?