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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1464957 times)

TheBiggerFish

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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9615 on: January 14, 2016, 09:00:19 pm »

...Geez.  That's just crazy.
(The debate, that is.  Or, lack of.)
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9616 on: January 14, 2016, 09:03:55 pm »

The quality of the moderators matched that of the candidates anyway, so....

The main one is starting now.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9617 on: January 14, 2016, 09:30:28 pm »

Heh, I saw in an article that Trump had said that he won't bring it up at the debate, I guess he knew that the moderators were highly likely to bring it up anyway.

I think Cruz defused that pretty well, though he still has to convince Trump I guess.

editwhiletyping: Ooh, Cruz gave Trump some of his own medicine, apparently his mother was born in Scotland.

Then his response to that is blah blah blah about polls.

and he gets boo'd by the crowd.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9618 on: January 14, 2016, 09:35:12 pm »

Wow the audience keeps booing Trump, that seems odd?
I mean yeah he's Trump, but this seems weird...

And now Trump keeps talking over him and -
haha they're being so incredibly snarky this is great
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9620 on: January 14, 2016, 09:36:41 pm »

You gotta remove the extra stuff or it doesn't work
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News

Rubio just tore Chris Christie up as a "liberal" supporting Obama, haha.
Though of course Christie is denying all these charges of liberalism, I wouldn't expect anything different.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9621 on: January 14, 2016, 09:41:27 pm »

Oh my fucking god.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9622 on: January 14, 2016, 09:42:27 pm »

Oh my fucking god.

At the satire news thing or something else?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9623 on: January 14, 2016, 09:44:54 pm »

Ahaha
Carson:  "Neil I was mentioned too"
Neil: "...You were?"
Carson: "Yeah he said everybody"
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9624 on: January 14, 2016, 09:48:21 pm »

Carson said about all the wars you can think of, including... racecars?? What's he talking about there?

Unless that was race wars and it was the captions screwing up.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9625 on: January 14, 2016, 10:00:07 pm »

Christie: "The GOP was nearly dead when Obama became President. Thanks Obama!"


Cruz has no fucking idea what he's talking about, especially with regard to Operation Fast & Furious.


Trump: "We have a huge mental health problem in this country. Why do you think my poll numbers are so high?"

If Cruz gets the nom, I'm going to laugh when he gets ZERO votes in New York City.


Trump is pulling a page out of Giuliani's playbook. "Don't fuck with me, cornfield boy...we got 9/11'd"


Bush: "We have half the Navy that we did in 1991". Yeah, no shit...because the '91 Navy was still a holdover from the Cold War. We got rid of shit tons of support vessels and outdated surface combatants, because we don't have a rival that we need that much naval power to deal with. One fucking task force dwarfs the entire Iranian navy.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9626 on: January 14, 2016, 10:09:22 pm »

Watching the debate now, on an hour delay. For my first beer I'm going to take a drink every time I hear the word "jobs" and see how fast it disappears.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9627 on: January 14, 2016, 10:11:28 pm »

I see the tradition of giving no fucks about the moderator bell is alive and well.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9628 on: January 14, 2016, 10:17:14 pm »

Trump: "We have a huge mental health problem in this country. Why do you think my poll numbers are so high?"
Please. Tell me this is a direct quote. I want to believe. I want to believe that he was trying to say that he supports expanding mental healthcare or something.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Netflix and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #9629 on: January 14, 2016, 10:20:02 pm »

Trump: "We have a huge mental health problem in this country. Why do you think my poll numbers are so high?"
Please. Tell me this is a direct quote. I want to believe. I want to believe that he was trying to say that he supports expanding mental healthcare or something.
I want to believe!
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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