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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 826565 times)

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19650 on: June 04, 2016, 05:16:45 pm »

I find it interesting that the question about military service does not distinguish between militants, insurgents and soldiers - seems more concerned with identifying anyone who has any fighting experience irregardless of legitimacy
i would be more concerned if they said yes to the committed genocide question.
Hey, America's got plenty of room for war criminals who were party to genocide. Some of them even celebrated public figures! Just ask the East Timorese! Oh hey, and nothing like shrugging at genocide when we can say it's not our business, feeling pleasure at the thought of carpet-bombing civilian populations, or laughing at other war criminals regretting their actions.

So yeah, war criminals and mass-murderers are welcome here, as long as you're not a damned dirty red.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19651 on: June 04, 2016, 05:19:38 pm »

i would be more concerned if they said yes to the committed genocide question.

That question is for identifying people who are really committed to following orders.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19652 on: June 04, 2016, 06:06:30 pm »

i would be more concerned if they said yes to the committed genocide question.
That question is for identifying people who are really committed to following orders.
So you get bonus points for being really honest and keen, minus points for being genocidal - it balances out right?

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19653 on: June 04, 2016, 06:58:40 pm »

They ask about polygamy and prostitution. It sounds like an application to a church.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19654 on: June 04, 2016, 07:20:27 pm »

Polygamy is important info for anyone who's had cheeki marriage time in Saudi Arabia or Indonesia and prostitution is illegal in your country, no?

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19655 on: June 04, 2016, 07:26:33 pm »

Prostitution is illegal in...Most of the US.  I think there's one state where it actually isn't and it's one of the conservative ones for maximum ironies.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19656 on: June 04, 2016, 07:28:37 pm »

Prostitution is illegal in...Most of the US.  I think there's one state where it actually isn't and it's one of the conservative ones for maximum ironies.
Negative. Prostitution is legal in some counties of Nevada (but not Los Vegas), and used to be an unenforced misnomer in New Hampshire until seven years ago or so.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19657 on: June 04, 2016, 07:33:57 pm »

I like how prostitution is illegal but porn isn't.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19658 on: June 04, 2016, 07:35:48 pm »

That's been funny with the recent shenanigans in California, which has been trying to pass a "workplace safety" law requiring all pornographic actors to wear googles, condoms, and I think either gloves or hair nets during all shoots.

The actual reason is to try to force porn producers out of California.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19659 on: June 04, 2016, 07:37:27 pm »

something something freedom of speech something art something they tried to prosecute it as obscene and got their viewing records subpoenaed vague laughter
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19660 on: June 04, 2016, 07:50:54 pm »

Know the best way to get rid of something kinda skeezy but massively popular? Force it underground and ignore it! It worked with prohibition, which is why alcohol has been illegal for almost 100 years.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19661 on: June 04, 2016, 07:52:28 pm »

...You have heard of the twenty-first amendment, right?
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19662 on: June 04, 2016, 07:53:34 pm »

I was making an obscure joke, I'm new to this shitposting thing 
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19663 on: June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm »

Workplace safety is very important, lots of eye injuries (heh) and there should be STD testing and regulation to protect porn stars from porn stars who are simply put: liars

You know how the saying goes, if you're going to be dirty - at least be clean whilst doing so. Saves lives

I was making an obscure joke, I'm new to this shitposting thing 
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19664 on: June 04, 2016, 07:59:39 pm »

I was making an obscure joke, I'm new to this shitposting thing 
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