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Author Topic: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people  (Read 39480 times)

Prophet

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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #150 on: January 19, 2015, 05:49:02 pm »

"Well first I took a rock and ****** then I ****** up the **** ******. Then I ripped out his *****. Now that he was dead I then ***** his corpse then ***** in the ***** then skinned his body and used his skin to ******* ****** ******. I then made that skin into my skin armor."
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« Reply #151 on: January 19, 2015, 07:10:15 pm »

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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #152 on: January 19, 2015, 07:13:51 pm »

Yes.

You dwarves cast the cheesemakers out, me included. And then you BURNED ALL THE FAT IN MY BODY WITH LAVA.

What was I to do?
Make yourself some cheese. Move through fire and magma without burning whatsoever. I see no problems there.
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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #153 on: January 19, 2015, 08:38:54 pm »

"There are pictures of it in the Book of Boulder. Anybody want to see them?"
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #154 on: January 19, 2015, 08:43:24 pm »

I don't think we have time for it, we must go up and kill ourselves a monster
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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #155 on: January 19, 2015, 08:46:15 pm »

"OK."  *Prophet puts the Book of Boulder in his robe.*
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #156 on: January 20, 2015, 12:14:19 am »

Yes.

You dwarves cast the cheesemakers out, me included. And then you BURNED ALL THE FAT IN MY BODY WITH LAVA.

What was I to do?
Make yourself some cheese. Move through fire and magma without burning whatsoever. I see no problems there.
*beat*
Ok then.

* ElfCollaborator pulls a lever and sends him to the magma sea

Then make your cheese and walk through burning magma.

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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #157 on: January 20, 2015, 12:21:22 am »

((... None of the levers are connected to magma in this room. Most are confeti cannons))
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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #158 on: January 20, 2015, 12:22:00 am »

Deus ex Machina Invocation, fool. Legendary skill of mine.

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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #159 on: January 20, 2015, 04:19:15 am »

Smurfington The Third enters, clad in masterwork potato-cheese alloy armor, and wielding his legendary warhammer, the GM Stick.

What's this about cheesemakers, the heart and soul of any dwarven fortress, being disrespected?
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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #160 on: January 20, 2015, 04:42:09 am »

Thank Christ. I was afraid this was one of those self-congratulatory "big names in FG&RP" threads, like the awards or whatever they were called. Good on you all for celebrating royalty the proper way, by arbitrary and meaningless chance.
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« Reply #161 on: January 20, 2015, 04:48:58 am »

Thank Christ. I was afraid this was one of those self-congratulatory "big names in FG&RP" threads, like the awards or whatever they were called. Good on you all for celebrating royalty the proper way, by arbitrary and meaningless chance.
Well this IS bay12, if someone actually did that I'm pretty sure everyone else would just reflexively pour magma on them lest they mandate slade buckets.
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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #162 on: January 20, 2015, 05:09:17 am »

The only big name that comes to mind is Piecewise.

Because holy shit, Piecewise.
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« Reply #163 on: January 20, 2015, 05:22:24 am »

The only big name that comes to mind is Piecewise.

Because he's the only one who was given a sub-board for a game, that is to say an actual definite distinction however arbitrary in something that would otherwise be entirely subjective.
Fixed :P
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Re: Bay12 Royalty, Legends, Heros, and other Notable people
« Reply #164 on: January 20, 2015, 05:31:36 am »

The only big name that comes to mind is Piecewise.

Because holy shit, he's the only one who was given a sub-board for a game, that is to say an actual definite distinction however arbitrary in something that would otherwise be entirely subjective.
Fixed :P

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then again, meph did get control over Mafia
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