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Author Topic: Dwarf Fortress in Less Than 20 Words  (Read 8194 times)

Itnetlolor

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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Less Than 20 Words
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2015, 11:40:13 pm »
Haikus acceptable?

Seven dumb vagrants,
Colossal megaproject;
Much ‼fun‼ has been had.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Less Than 20 Words
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2015, 11:53:48 pm »
Balance a badly calibrated scale with uneven, unmarked weights until the wires holding up the pans catch on fire.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Less Than 20 Words
« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2015, 04:39:42 am »
Losing is Fun.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Less Than 20 Words
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2015, 05:08:48 am »
Monte Carlo simulated, step-in fantasy novel. Physics, ethics and psychology not quite like ours.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Less Than 20 Words
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2015, 05:33:30 am »
Fortress. Dwarf Fortress.

Fortress of Dwarves. Fortress Dwarves.

Dwarves, In the Fortress.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Less Than 20 Words
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2015, 07:25:56 am »
Mindless letters + Cats = inevitable defeat

5 words and 2 special characters
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Less Than 20 Words
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2015, 08:11:44 am »
Perilous pits of pain, peculiar physics and psychological problems.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Less Than 20 Words
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2015, 08:12:39 am »
Play it for yourself and discover true madness.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Less Than 20 Words
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2015, 10:19:04 am »
The story of the end days for dwarven civilization
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Less Than 20 Words
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2015, 12:29:20 pm »
Dwarf Fortress:

It is terrifying,
Your strength is broken
It was inevitable
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Less Than 20 Words
« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2015, 04:46:37 pm »
The endless slaughter of elves It was inevitable
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Less Than 20 Words
« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2015, 04:47:48 pm »
OH GOD IT CAN FLY!
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Quote from: Baffler on January 12, 2015, 11:53:48 pm
Balance a badly calibrated scale with uneven, unmarked weights until the wires holding up the pans catch on fire.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Less Than 20 Words
« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2015, 05:59:30 pm »
Generate world.  Adventure.  Kill monsters.  Manage workers.  Mine.  Collect.  Produce.  Design.  Construct.  Defend.  Discover.  Dig too deep.  Die.  Repeat.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Less Than 20 Words
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2015, 06:53:04 pm »
In a pinch, a dwarven child makes for a handy melee weapon.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress in Less Than 20 Words
« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2015, 08:45:58 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on January 12, 2015, 11:53:48 pm
Balance a badly calibrated scale with uneven, unmarked weights until the wires holding up the pans catch on fire.

That is kinda beautiful...

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