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CyberUrist

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Hatquest 2!
« on: January 12, 2015, 04:27:19 pm »


You find yourself in your room. Today's date is the 23rd of Clerk, 556 AG, Year of Our Hat. You are a young man who finds himself fascinated by the sagas, which tell the great tale of Bage Newell, Seeker of Hats, who was given by the God of Hats the holy quest to gather the Five Sacred Hats, and then gained hat-based enlightenment. He succeeded in his quest, (offscreen, after the author and everybody else forgot about it) and the tale was passed down through the sagas. It has now been 556 years since that journey, and you find yourself wanting to do much the same: to perform a Hat Pilgrimage. However, to so, you must make tribute to the Hat God, in the form of reliving the quest of Bage. (i.e. getting boatloads of hats) But first, your journey must begin, as all journeys do, with you. Specifically, your name. You forgot it; what was it again?

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« Last Edit: January 12, 2015, 04:29:00 pm by CyberUrist »
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Re: Hatquest 2!
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2015, 04:35:01 pm »

uh. (your name is uh)
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Re: Hatquest 2!
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2015, 04:43:42 pm »

Oh lovely. Hello.
Put on that hat, meatbag.
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Re: Hatquest 2!
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2015, 04:51:09 pm »

Hurrah, it's back!

Get your sword!

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Re: Hatquest 2!
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2015, 04:59:50 pm »

Inspect under your bed. There's always something under it!
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Re: Hatquest 2!
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2015, 05:03:47 pm »

Also,

>Your name is Smythe Slims.

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Re: Hatquest 2!
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2015, 05:04:47 pm »

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Re: Hatquest 2!
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2015, 05:05:40 pm »

No our name is uh, Think of the comedy purposes!

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Re: Hatquest 2!
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2015, 05:06:37 pm »

No our name is uh, Think of the comedy purposes!
Alright, I'll try.

uh......

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Re: Hatquest 2!
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2015, 05:08:45 pm »

No no what was your name again? It was quite a simple question.

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Re: Hatquest 2!
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2015, 05:10:56 pm »

Uh Uhhhh Uuuh
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Re: Hatquest 2!
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2015, 05:13:19 pm »

The Chant of Apathy:

UHhhhuUUHHHhhHHHUHUUHUHhhhhuHUHUhuHUHUHuHUHUHUhhhhhuhuuhhhhhhh

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Re: Hatquest 2!
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2015, 05:23:33 pm »

The Chant of Apathy:

UHhhhuUUHHHhhHHHUHUUHUHhhhhuHUHUhuHUHUHuHUHUHUhhhhhuhuuhhhhhhh

I give this the plus of the one!

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Re: Hatquest 2!
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2015, 05:39:11 pm »

Ujhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (the j is silent)

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Re: Hatquest 2!
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2015, 05:41:36 pm »

The Chant of Apathy:

UHhhhuUUHHHhhHHHUHUUHUHhhhhuHUHUhuHUHUHuHUHUHUhhhhhuhuuhhhhhhh

I give this the plus of the one!

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"Hi, my name is UHhhhuUUHHHhhHHHUHUUHUHhhhhuHUHUhuHUHUHuHUHUHUhhhhhuhuuhhhhhhh, but you can call me Bob"
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