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Author Topic: Metamancer's Illustrated Suggestion Game  (Read 113537 times)

Cheesecake

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Re: Metamancer's Illustrated Suggestion Game
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2015, 07:53:56 am »

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Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

LuckyKobold

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Re: Metamancer's Illustrated Suggestion Game
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2015, 10:43:17 am »

Crumble the fruit into powder and snort it!

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Re: Metamancer's Illustrated Suggestion Game
« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2015, 03:06:12 pm »

Crumble the fruit into powder and snort it!
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Re: Metamancer's Illustrated Suggestion Game
« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2015, 04:11:29 pm »

> Examine wider suroundings
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metamancer

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Re: Metamancer's Illustrated Suggestion Game
« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2015, 05:22:23 pm »


You are impeded by your SHORTNESS

At least you can reach the FLOWER

Hmmm... unfortunately, this HAT has a FANCY RESONANT MANCITYPE,
which is incapatible with your META INTRINSIC MANCITYPE.
It still looks super cute, though.




Okay, what now?
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LuckyKobold

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Re: Metamancer's Illustrated Suggestion Game
« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2015, 05:23:38 pm »

Snort the Fruit!

PrivateNomad

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Re: Metamancer's Illustrated Suggestion Game
« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2015, 05:24:09 pm »

Lick the tree.

LuckyKobold

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Re: Metamancer's Illustrated Suggestion Game
« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2015, 05:24:58 pm »

Do both simultaneously!

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Re: Metamancer's Illustrated Suggestion Game
« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2015, 05:25:39 pm »

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Re: Metamancer's Illustrated Suggestion Game
« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2015, 05:52:16 pm »

Climb the tree to get the fruit, if it's possible at all.
The tree sure has an odd shape though, try jumping if climbing fails.
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Re: Metamancer's Illustrated Suggestion Game
« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2015, 06:13:06 pm »


JUMPING and CLIMBING seem like a lot of WORK

You are still EXHAUSTED, remember?
Here, let's take a look at our CHARACTER SHEET



See that MIDDLE BAR? Your BRUTELINESS is practically zero.



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AfellowDwarf

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Re: Metamancer's Illustrated Suggestion Game
« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2015, 06:37:09 pm »

Threathen the tree into surrendering the fruit.
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Re: Metamancer's Illustrated Suggestion Game
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2015, 06:54:36 pm »


You're not feeling very intimidating.
Look at that CHUTZWAGGER score.



Come to think of it, your MANCERITUDE score isn't the best either.
You are really not top notch right now.





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AfellowDwarf

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Re: Metamancer's Illustrated Suggestion Game
« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2015, 07:00:34 pm »

Give yourself an invigorating pep talk.
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