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Author Topic: SHIPQUEST  (Read 3259 times)

LordSlowpoke

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SHIPQUEST
« on: January 13, 2015, 10:27:12 am »

THE YEAR IS 14XX.

IN THE DEBRIS FIELD, A SHIP FROM A BYGONE AGE GLIMMERS.

YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE HAVE HUNTED FOR THE ARTIFACT FOR OVER A CENTURY. BY SHEER LUCK, A FEW CYCLES AGO YOU STUMBLED ONTO IMPERIAL DOCUMENTATION SAYING YOUR PRIZE IS WITHIN ITS HOLDS.

YOU HAVE BEEN ENTRUSTED WITH THE MISSION TO RECOVER THE ARTIFACT AND GRANTED THE PRIVILEGE OF BOARDING THE SHIP VIA AN ASSAULT SHUTTLE. THE OUTER HULL BREACHES EASILY, TOO EASILY IN FACT. NO DOUBT NEWS OF THE DISCOVERY HAVE SPREAD QUICKLY.

IT IS DARK. YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE EATEN BY SCAVENGERS.

WHAT DO?
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Nidilap

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Re: SHIPQUEST
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2015, 10:32:03 am »

Sail West!
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

darkpaladin109

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Re: SHIPQUEST
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2015, 11:40:33 am »

Sail EAST instead!
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Lord_lemonpie

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Re: SHIPQUEST
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2015, 11:41:44 am »

Scan surroundings

Yoink

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Re: SHIPQUEST
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2015, 12:53:26 pm »

>SHIP NIDILAP WITH DARKPALADIN109
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Haveroszaur

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Re: SHIPQUEST
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2015, 01:24:23 pm »

Recover the artifact.
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Wolfkit

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Re: SHIPQUEST
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2015, 01:28:06 pm »

build a belt-fed rocket launcher with full auto
« Last Edit: January 13, 2015, 02:44:37 pm by Wolfkit »
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You wanna frisk this guy? This guy with the technicolor wonder limbs? The limbs that could probably slap you on several different levels of reality?
Your tabs are just pure chaos, Wolfkit.
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Nidilap

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Re: SHIPQUEST
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2015, 02:42:53 pm »

Rename my boat to the "S.S. What the Fuck, Yoink?"
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

Lord_lemonpie

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Re: SHIPQUEST
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2015, 02:52:35 pm »

>SHIP NIDILAP WITH DARKPALADIN109
+1 TO THIS

zomara0292

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Re: SHIPQUEST
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2015, 03:32:40 pm »

Be a boss and Glow with the blessings of the God Emperor himself
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
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Re: SHIPQUEST
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2015, 04:14:27 pm »

Put up anti-all caps shield!
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High tyrol

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Re: SHIPQUEST
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2015, 08:56:09 pm »

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Re: SHIPQUEST
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2015, 07:36:34 am »

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I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Dying of laughter?
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: SHIPQUEST
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2015, 02:15:11 pm »

REMEMBER IF THIS IS IN SPACE
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Prophet

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Re: SHIPQUEST
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2015, 04:30:54 pm »

>SHIP NIDILAP WITH DARKPALADIN109
Assist Yoink.
« Last Edit: January 17, 2015, 04:32:35 pm by Prophet »
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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