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Author Topic: Roll to Mafia Minimalist RTD  (Read 3648 times)

Nidilap

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Roll to Mafia Minimalist RTD
« on: January 14, 2015, 10:10:36 am »

YOU ARE POOR

YOU DONT WANNA BE POOR

YOU DONT WANNA WORK IN A TAXI

ITS THE THIRTIES

THE MAFIA IS OVER THERE

THE MAFIYA IS ON THE OTHER SIDE

WHERE DO GANGSTAS GO WHEN THEY DIE??? LETS FIND OUT!

EDIT: Semiserious, so be silly within confines. May change later, but for now, keep in parameters
« Last Edit: January 14, 2015, 01:28:12 pm by Nidilap »
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

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Re: Roll to Mafia Minimalist RTD
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2015, 12:28:19 pm »

make a gang
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Re: Roll to Mafia Minimalist RTD
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2015, 01:11:05 pm »

make a gang

[AUTOFAIL] A nearby group of wise guys see you and some of your punk friends disrespecting some ladies. The beat you to the ground with some pipes, and shoot you in the head when the ladies are out of sight.

This is Mafia territory.
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A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: Roll to Mafia Minimalist RTD
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2015, 01:23:33 pm »

Infiltrate a group of villagers and slowly murder them all over the course of a week.

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Re: Roll to Mafia Minimalist RTD
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2015, 01:25:05 pm »

Infiltrate a group of villagers and slowly murder them all over the course of a week.

[AUTOFAIL] 1930's don't have village.
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A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: Roll to Mafia Minimalist RTD
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2015, 01:28:16 pm »

Man, I'll have to step up my game! Infiltrate Chicago, the only thing that ever existed in the 1930s apart from New York and Nazi Germany depending on what year it is and if they're doing anything interesting.

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Re: Roll to Mafia Minimalist RTD
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2015, 01:32:15 pm »

If I'm going to be an innocent bystander in this town I'll need some protection. Go buy a bazooka.
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Re: Roll to Mafia Minimalist RTD
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2015, 01:37:36 pm »

Man, I'll have to step up my game! Infiltrate Chicago, the only thing that ever existed in the 1930s apart from New York and Nazi Germany depending on what year it is and if they're doing anything interesting.

[6] You infiltrate Chicago as a hobo from out of town, you're true alias is known only to you. You find out there are two gangs. Mafia, by the Italians, and the mafiya, by the Russians. Yes, this isn't historically accurate. But, you also play your part so well, people give you some cash! However, the hobo community grows jealous!

If I'm going to be an innocent bystander in this town I'll need some protection. Go buy a bazooka.

[1] You head to the nearby arms dealer, but then you are caught in the crossfire of THE MAFIA VS. THE MAFIYA!!,

Mafia vs Mafiya [1] vs. [4]

The Mafiya comes with Tommy guns, and blasts away most of the Mafia! They begin to scram!
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Re: Roll to Mafia Minimalist RTD
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2015, 01:47:24 pm »

Take shelter in a manhole
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Re: Roll to Mafia Minimalist RTD
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2015, 02:14:06 pm »

GO AND INFILTRATE THE GOVERNMENT
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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2015, 02:24:55 pm »

Slowly work my way into the mafia
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Re: Roll to Mafia Minimalist RTD
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2015, 02:25:50 pm »

I'm Batman!
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Re: Roll to Mafia Minimalist RTD
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2015, 03:23:13 pm »

Take shelter in a manhole

[3] You jump right into the sewers while the gunfight rages on outside. You see an injured Mafiosi leaning against the wall.

"Hey, pal? Could ya help me out?... I'll make it worth your while."

GO AND INFILTRATE THE GOVERNMENT

[2] You enter a nearby federal building, but just as you enter a restricted hallway, a gaurd stops you.

"Sir, please leave the restricted area."

Slowly work my way into the mafia

[4] an old friend of yours says to meet him at a nearby bar. When you get there, he gives you the keys and says,

"Look, mac. Take the car out back and drive it out of town. Dump it in the river, and call me when it's finished."

I'm Batman!

[3] you are a police officer on the payroll of the Mafiya. Every week, they give you $2000 to keep your nose out of their business. But the Mafia is still fair game to you.
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Re: Roll to Mafia Minimalist RTD
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2015, 03:31:33 pm »

[3] you are a police officer on the payroll of the Mafiya. Every week, they give you $2000 to keep your nose out of their business. But the Mafia is still fair game to you.
Yes, this is true. But when night comes I AM BATMAN!

What I mean to say is let's harass Mafia.
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Re: Roll to Mafia Minimalist RTD
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2015, 03:39:49 pm »

REVEAL MY TRUE SCYTHER SELF AND KILL THE GUARD
THEN DO THAT MINECRAFT TRANSFORMATION THING AND TRANSFORM INTO THE GUARD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psv1KyzhXoQ

THIS IS THE TRANSFORMATION THING.
« Last Edit: January 14, 2015, 03:42:55 pm by poketwo »
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