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Author Topic: ROLL TO PIZZA  (Read 18167 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO PIZZA
« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2015, 02:45:30 am »

NUKE THE RAFTERS
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Re: ROLL TO PIZZA
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2015, 05:57:55 am »

NUKE THE RAFTERS
So this is normal for you

Someone points out that there no pizza so you blow the house up with a nuke incase of xenomorphs in the rafters. What are you on and where can I get some?
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Re: ROLL TO PIZZA
« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2015, 11:17:49 pm »

Check how much money you have and check the prices of the pizzas.
[2] YOU HAVE $0.50.
VALUE RANGE PIZZA IS $4.95 PICK-UP.

CALL FRIEND ACHMEED TO SUICIDE BOMB US UP SOME PIZZA FROM LOCAL THREE TOWERS, THEN TO SUICIDE ON BACK TO US
[3] YOUR FRIEND ACHMED EXPRESSES UNCERTAINTY AS TO JUST HOW LIKELY THIS PLAN IS TO WORK
FORTUNATELY BEING GOOD FRIEND HE IS HAPPY TO HELP

NOT HAVE ANY EXPLOSIVES THOUGH, COUSIN NARIB BLEW HIMSELF UP LAST WEEK, USED THE LAST OF IT

Eat partiers.
[4] YOU TACKLE SOME DODGY-LOOKING GUY AND BEGIN GNAWING HIS FACE

HUH, TASTES KIND OF LIKE ORANGE JUICE

Call for pizza at nearby location, wear a ski mask, and rob the pizzaboy/girl when he comes to deliver!
[4] BEING THE EVIL GENIUS YOU ARE YOU HAVE A PLAN
YOU CALL UP TO HAVE PIZZA DELIVERED TO NEARBY CREEPY ALLEYWAY AND CRAFT MAKESHIFT MASK OUT OF T-SHIRT

YOU LYING IN WAIT BEHIND DUMPSTER IN ALLEY, MIGHT BE A WHILE BEFORE THEY GET HERE THOUGH

CHALLENGE RANDOM PERSON TO CHILDREN'S TRADING CARD GAME.
[5] YOU CHALLENGE BLITZDUNGEONEER TO GO FISH

YOU REAL GOOD AT GO FISH

UNFORTUNATELY HE SORE LOSER, THROWS YOU THROUGH TV

OUCH

Item Lost: Consciousness!


ACCEPT CHALLENGE
[6] YOU START PLAYING GO FISH WITH DARKPALADIN109

HE BEATS YOU EVERY TIME THOUGH. MUST BE CHEATING.

CHEATERS MAKE YOU ANGRY, SO YOU HURL HIM BODILY THROUGH THE TV
THAT'LL TEACH HIM. THROWING PEOPLE HUNGRY WORK, THOUGH

State Gained: Irrationally Angry!
Item Gained: Intense Hunger!


SECECTLY BE HIVE TYRANT TYRANID INDIPENDENT OF THE HIVE MIND
[5] YOU ARE TYRANID

WELL, TYRANID WITHOUT ONE ADVANTAGE OF BEING TYRANID- THE HIVE MIND

YOU SILLY. OH WELL AT LEAST NO ONE HAS NOTICED.

Try and figure out if it has animatronics. Especially animatronics with free roam mode.
[2] YOU CAN'T FIND IT.

Grab some flour, water, tomatoes, cheese and other assorted ingredients, and start by making some dough.
[1] SHIT DUDE, DID YOU GET INVITED TO A PARTY AT MOTHER HUBBARD'S PLACE OR WHAT?!
'CAUSE THESE CUPBOARDS ARE BARE
[4]YOU MANAGE TO SCRAPE TOGETHER SOME FLOWER, THOUGH
COULD MAYBE MAKE PIZZA BASE OUT OF THIS

set security cameras up and WATCH EVERYTHING
[5] JUST SO HAPPENS THAT THIS HOUSE HAS EXTENSIVE CCTV COVERAGE
FOR SOME REASON

YOU DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM INTENSE HUNGER BY WATCHING SECURITY MONITORS
HUH, YOU SEE SOME GUY WANDER OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH SHIRT-MASK OVER HIS FACE. WONDER WHAT HE'S UP TO.

Join the party bringing Pizza from Father Johnathan's
[6] YOU BRING A PIZZA FROM FATHER JONATHAN'S MONASTIC PIZZA RESTAURANT.
IS EXORCISM PIZZA, THOUGH. BOX IS KINDA SOGGY FROM HOLY WATER AND MAIN TOPPINGS ARE CHEESE AND METAL CRUCIFIXES.
PEOPLE STILL HAPPY TO SEE YOU HOLDING PIZZA, THOUGH. YAY ACCEPTANCE!

Sit calmly on the couch and call Domino's.
[5] YOU CALL DOMINO'S. THE DULL VOICE OF AN UNENTHUSIASTIC MINIMUM-WAGE WORKER COMES ON THE LINE.
"DOMINO'S PIZZA, HOW MAY I HELP YOU?"

Trade My Soul For Some Pizza 'cause I'm to lazy to get up.
[2] YOU DRAW A PENTAGRAM ON THE FLOOR IN RED BIRO, SIT IN THE MIDDLE

YOU ASK FOR PIZZA IN EXCHANGE FOR IMMORTAL SOUL
NO RESPONSE

Sieze control of the Roll To Pizza and turn it into a pizza mining colony
[1] YOU CLAMBER UP ON TOP OF COFFEE TABLE AND LOUDLY DECLARE YOURSELF THE NEW RULER OF THE SITE!
UNFORTUNATELY YOU DISTRACTED BY SOMEONE GETTING EATEN, FALL OFF COFFEE TABLE AND HIT HEAD

Item Lost: Consciousness!

NUKE THE RAFTERS
[1] YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A NUKE, BUT THAT'S A MOOT POINT SINCE SOME CRAZY GUY TACKLES YOU TO THE GROUND AND BEGINS HUNGRILY DEVOURING YOUR CITRUS-Y FLAVOURED FLESH

State Entered: Being Eaten!

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Re: ROLL TO PIZZA
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2015, 02:23:30 am »

EXODIA OBLITERATE!
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Re: ROLL TO PIZZA
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2015, 02:57:52 am »

Make a Pisa base from the flower and some weather. Look out the window for any May-toes in the garden.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO PIZZA
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2015, 03:38:21 am »

EAT NUNZILLOR BACK
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Re: ROLL TO PIZZA
« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2015, 03:52:39 am »

watch cameras paranoidly incase of pizza mascots showing up
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Re: ROLL TO PIZZA
« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2015, 04:17:53 am »

Horakty, go!
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Re: ROLL TO PIZZA
« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2015, 07:15:24 am »

LUCKLELY, THE ENTIRE SPLINTER HIVE FLEET ALSO IS DISCONNECTED. OH WELL, ORDER THE FLEET TO START DEVOURING THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE. 
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Re: ROLL TO PIZZA
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2015, 12:13:53 pm »

Enjoy a slice of Jesus Pizza
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Re: ROLL TO PIZZA
« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2015, 02:00:03 pm »

"I would like a large Margherita delivered to Pizza Drive 666, my telephone number is 123 1984. Oh, and I would like a large Pepsi to come with it."
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Re: ROLL TO PIZZA
« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2015, 04:05:17 pm »

"HEY GUYS WHY DON'T WE JUST ROB A PIZZERIA!"

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Re: ROLL TO PIZZA
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2015, 04:40:31 pm »

baa (that was my action)
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Re: ROLL TO PIZZA
« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2015, 04:42:52 pm »

This party is stupid.
Take action : Go home.
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Re: ROLL TO PIZZA
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2015, 05:14:22 pm »

ATTEMPT TO COOK CRYSTAL METH IN THE KITCHEN!
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