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Author Topic: Bounty Hunter [ISG] Back!  (Read 2958 times)

Andres

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Re: Bounty Hunter [ISG]
« Reply #30 on: May 13, 2015, 04:07:14 pm »

Shoot the pitcher of lemonade. Intimidate.
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Shoot the kid in the face and slam the pitcher of lemonade.
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Beat up the red kid and his stand. Steal the money he would've given us for the job. Take protection money from the blue kid....and a free cup of lemonade. This way, we stay morally right, we get paid (more!), and we rehydrate ourselves.
+1
Well, then we become known for never being on the side of the client, and that can be pretty bad in the long run, it can't be too hard to just get the blue kid to move his stand a way down the road, right?
Nobody cares about a lemonade stand and he's not our client yet. We showed up but we never took the job.
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Yourmaster

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Re: Bounty Hunter [ISG]
« Reply #31 on: May 13, 2015, 04:11:04 pm »

Just Kill both of them.
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Re: Bounty Hunter [ISG]
« Reply #32 on: May 13, 2015, 11:00:56 pm »

Shoot the pitcher of lemonade. Intimidate.
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Shoot the kid in the face and slam the pitcher of lemonade.
-1

Beat up the red kid and his stand. Steal the money he would've given us for the job. Take protection money from the blue kid....and a free cup of lemonade. This way, we stay morally right, we get paid (more!), and we rehydrate ourselves.
+1
Well, then we become known for never being on the side of the client, and that can be pretty bad in the long run, it can't be too hard to just get the blue kid to move his stand a way down the road, right?
Nobody cares about a lemonade stand and he's not our client yet. We showed up but we never took the job.
+1 to beating up Rosemary kid.
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Sentient Bowtie

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Re: Bounty Hunter [ISG]
« Reply #33 on: May 13, 2015, 11:03:23 pm »

Shoot the pitcher of lemonade. Intimidate.
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Shoot the kid in the face and slam the pitcher of lemonade.
-1

Beat up the red kid and his stand. Steal the money he would've given us for the job. Take protection money from the blue kid....and a free cup of lemonade. This way, we stay morally right, we get paid (more!), and we rehydrate ourselves.
+1
Then flirt with the blue kid!
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Re: Bounty Hunter [ISG]
« Reply #34 on: May 13, 2015, 11:41:52 pm »

Shoot the pitcher of lemonade. Intimidate.
-1

Shoot the kid in the face and slam the pitcher of lemonade.
-1

Beat up the red kid and his stand. Steal the money he would've given us for the job. Take protection money from the blue kid....and a free cup of lemonade. This way, we stay morally right, we get paid (more!), and we rehydrate ourselves.
+1
Then flirt with the blue kid!

+1, but have Prima do the flirting.
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Sentient Bowtie

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Re: Bounty Hunter [ISG]
« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2015, 11:46:57 pm »

Wait, no.
Do the thing Arc said but both of us flirt with the blue kid!
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Re: Bounty Hunter [ISG] Hiatus
« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2015, 08:53:33 pm »

Shoot the pitcher of lemonade. Intimidate.
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Shoot the kid in the face and slam the pitcher of lemonade.
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Beat up the red kid and his stand. Steal the money he would've given us for the job. Take protection money from the blue kid....and a free cup of lemonade. This way, we stay morally right, we get paid (more!), and we rehydrate ourselves.
+1
Then flirt with the blue kid!

+1, but have Prima do the flirting.
Wait, no.
Do the thing Arc said but both of us flirt with the blue kid!

(4)(+1) You shoot the red kid's pitcher of lemonade, which bursts into a blast of viscous fluid. It scars the red kid heavily. That's what he gets for trying to sell acid instead of lemonade.





He melts and turns into a fume of noxious smoke. Or should we say, 'obnoxious smoke'! Hehe. You and Prima move in to flirt with an underage minor.









He packs up his things and prepares to move out.



Well, what's left of the store. It's practically drenched in acid. His wallet is unaffected thanks to loot logic, and by extension probably what he's got in his stall.
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Re: Bounty Hunter [ISG] Back!
« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2015, 09:39:16 pm »

Take the red kids wallet then loot his stall. After that find more work to do.
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