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[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. You get banned and so do all of your future accounts.

I wish for cake that is safe to eat.

[Ultimuh]

Granted.
However the chair you are sitting on is really a man-eating sentient being from another dimension.

I wish for some of that cake as well.

[misko27]

Granted. It tastes like someone shat in batter, shoved it in the oven, and called it cake.

I wish to be able to pause and continue time at no cost to me, no posibility for losing the ability and getting stuck, and not age while frozen.

[Skyrunner]

Granted, but the world crumbles a bit each time you use it, ending in it being destroyed in only five uses.

I wish I was an excellent PVPer.

[kaijyuu]

Granted. You pwn noobs with the best of them. You gain the ire of some elitist jerk who is mad that you kicked their patootie, and they stalk you and murder you in your sleep.

I wish for a pony.

[Draconik_Sankis]

Granted, You are now the proud owner of a pony, however you are also now female.

I wish that the upcoming wishes granted keep me immortal at the constant age of twenty-five. (in other words imortal at how i looked/felt at twenty-five)

[kaijyuu]

Granted. Except, they're Jupiter's years, not Earth's. You crumble to dust.


I wish I was male again o.O

[Draconik_Sankis]

Granted, your a ninety-seven year old man.

As Immortal Dust I wish to complety cover the world and bring about the end of the age of man.

[NESgamer190]

Granted, but we all know there's probably some unbreached cavern isolated from your deadly dustiness.

I wished I had a pet crundle!  (Oh god, not again with the crundles...)

[Skyrunner]

Assuming you are a man, you already have one.

If you are not, congrats!

I wish I had something to do, something fun.

[kaijyuu]

You get a pet crundle. (and yes this is directed at Skyrunner in case anyone's wondering)


I wish I was less of a jerk.

[Draconik_Sankis]

Granted, Your now a Computer.

For my Next WishI wish that the wish made after this one is granted three various forms of corrpution instead of one.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Granted. An anvil hits your head, your house is accidentally demolished, and the US economy collapses.

I wish that the US economy would collapse. Because why not?

[Blizzlord]

Granted. Because the government tries to intervene the entire continent is locked in a permanent state of poverty. If you do not live in america, then congratulations! The same thing incidentally happens to your country as well.

I wish that teachers of mathematics would find a way to make the education more Fun.

[tomio175]

Granted. Because the government tries to intervene the entire continent is locked in a permanent state of poverty. If you do not live in america, then congratulations! The same thing incidentally happens to your country as well.

I wish that teachers of mathematics would find a way to make the education more Fun.

They do, but it's at your expense.

I wish for NOTHING.