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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1175151 times)

RAM

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13035 on: April 10, 2013, 07:11:55 pm »

Undefined.

I wish for Fun.
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Komra

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13036 on: April 10, 2013, 07:52:50 pm »

(Note: actually, 0/0 is indeterminate, as it could be undefined OR zero. Calculus class!)

Granted. you discover a challenging, long lasting game that you simply can't stop playing.
It's called business politics. Have FUN!

I wish for the ability to choose the color of my eyes at any time.
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But you never see a movie where a terrible coal plant accident causes a horrible devastation, do you? Nope, everyone seems to think that nuclear plants get their energy by smacking live atomic warheads all day or something.

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« Reply #13037 on: April 10, 2013, 08:09:24 pm »

You get two tins of spray-paint and a demonstration to your eyes.

I wish for impressive sketching skills.
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Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13038 on: April 10, 2013, 08:12:46 pm »

Granted. You get 12 hours on The Rack.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13039 on: April 10, 2013, 08:32:41 pm »

I wish hugoluman wished for sunglasses.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13040 on: April 10, 2013, 10:26:22 pm »

He did but it got BALEETED.

I wish for more wishes that can also wish for their own wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13041 on: April 12, 2013, 02:53:25 pm »

Your wishes wish themselves into malevolent sentience, they proceed to abuse the infinite power of the genie to ascend into godhood, they then spend the rest of eternity torturing all life everywhere. Congratulations on engineering the multiversal apocalypse.

I wish for a larger (300%) otherwise mundane (that is to say not in anyway malformed or disproportionate, whether cognitively or psychically) house cat. Of the same temperament and coat pattern of my current cat.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13042 on: April 12, 2013, 02:54:52 pm »

Granted. It's dead.

I wish for a self-sufficient underwater house I can live in indefinitely without having to pay someone to do so.
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« Reply #13043 on: April 12, 2013, 02:59:05 pm »

Granted- you're a little sister.

I wish for a 4-humped camel.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13044 on: April 14, 2013, 05:57:14 pm »

Granted. The camel was "humped" four times prior to your ownership of it.

I wish for an hour of the day that only I experience, over the time of which I do not age.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13045 on: April 14, 2013, 06:04:16 pm »

Between the hours of 1:00 PM and 2:00 PM you are mazed by the Lady of Pain. You are released at the end of that hour.

I wish I was better at naming things.

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« Reply #13046 on: April 14, 2013, 06:12:50 pm »

Granted. All the names you come up with are profane.

I wish I had more time in the day.

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« Reply #13047 on: April 14, 2013, 07:31:29 pm »

Granted. The camel was "humped" four times prior to your ownership of it.

I wish for an hour of the day that only I experience, over the time of which I do not age.
What's with the quotation marks? Was it not really humped?

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13048 on: April 14, 2013, 07:35:30 pm »

He's saying it was humped, not "humped".
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13049 on: April 14, 2013, 09:56:21 pm »

If you want a camel, than getting a pregnant camel really isn't much of a problem... I would have gone for, "You can only ride from the underside"...

You had more time in the day. The day was today, and you spent all that time reading this, which took longer than you think because you are losing your ability to accurately discern time.

I wish for a post-apocalyptic world with a bizarre over-abundance of vehicle fuel...
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!
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