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[Ultimuh]

I wish I had a commanding voice.
A voice that can either inspire people or demoralize people, depending on how it's used.

[WillowLuman]

(Grant my wish first!)

[Shoruke]

I wish for winrar.

Granted.

I wish for my Math final tomorrow to be very easy.

[Lyeos]

Granted. It is very easy - but it turns out it's only a practice test! The real one is much harder, and will be next Monday.

I wish I could sing any song perfectly, in the voice of the one who is generally credited with being the best singer of said song.

[JackOSpades]

 granted you are now a stereo.

I wish for the granter of this wish to suffer the Alpaca lips. (at least it wasn't a Cat as* trophy)

[Prophet]

Granted. You now suffer from Alpaca lips. ((There was no wish to grant so that means you want yourself to have Alpaca lips.  ))

I wish that i had a giant robot that did everything i wanted it to do.

[tahujdt]

Granted. However, it responds to your emotions, rather than your thoughts. Whenever you feel angry at someone the robot hurts them in proportion to your anger.

I wish that Remuthra would PM me back about my solo adventure. (The last time I made a wish regarding his game on here, the wish[and corruption] actually came true. Here's to hoping.)

[JackOSpades]

granted Remuthra PM's you about your solo adventure, then he PM's you again, and again, and again and so on until shear the amount of Remuthra's PM SPAM causes the internet itself to slowdown and eventually crash forever, and thus did the Remuthrabot virus prematurely end the information age and plunge mankind into a new dark age devoid of catgifs and tentical-pr0n.

I wish for more catgifs than anyone else.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You manage to save one before the internet crashes. Everyone else who has gifs of them dies suddenly.

I wish sword-chucks were a good idea.

[Prophet]

Granted. when you buy a pair your meager skills with them get you killed though.

I wish that life was one big forum game.

[JackOSpades]

 granted but the people making the suggestions for your actions are idiots who are trying to derail the thread.

I wish the people making suggestions on mine weren't all Emo and Goth so I could finally be rid of depression for good.

[Prophet]

Granted. they are now INSANE LUNATICS who want to kill you.

I wish mine would be smarter and not derail my thread.

[Lyeos]

Granted. They are smarter. You just still think they're derailing the thread.

I wish I was a Deep One.

[Prophet]

Granted. You are a deep one a human that lives deep underground good luck finding your way out.

I wish that they would not derail my thread.

[Shoruke]

Granted. The Illuminati, posing as B12ers, get bored of derailing your thread, and hire professional internet trolls to do it for them.

I wish to abolish world hunger.