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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 716065 times)

WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15780 on: April 29, 2014, 12:57:16 am »

Granted, but it corrupts your wishes.

I wish for unholy drawing ability.
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Prophet

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15781 on: April 29, 2014, 12:59:35 am »

Granted. It is so unholy that a demon kills you so that it can worship it.

I wish that kevak-senpai was king of the univese.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15782 on: April 29, 2014, 01:02:57 am »

Granted. What have you done? What have you done?Windows are now doors, and doors are windows. Humanity dies by the million each day. Everybody is now either a trap or a reverse trap. Tentacles are everywhere. Sleeping at normal hours is now a social taboo. All is lost.

I wish devil fruit were real.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15783 on: April 29, 2014, 01:15:34 am »

Granted. You eat one while falling through the air towards the ocean. (One piece right?)

I wish that reality was one of Kevak-senpai's dreams.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15784 on: April 29, 2014, 01:33:33 am »

Granted. But he's now awake so reality has ended

I wish for a fuzzy kitten
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15785 on: April 29, 2014, 01:35:07 am »

Granted. It's your new face.

I wish everyone but me had a fuzzy kitten for a face.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15786 on: April 29, 2014, 03:15:20 am »

Granted. You are then beaten to death for being a non fuzzy demon.

I wish that reality was one of my dreams.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15787 on: April 29, 2014, 07:46:21 am »

Granted. Your reality is one of your dreams. When you wake up, you'll be in my reality. Keheheheh.... You're doomed, Prophet. Doomed.

I wish I was a good person.
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TamerVirus

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15788 on: April 29, 2014, 07:50:07 am »

Granted. You are now good. Good at dying

I wish for world peace
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15789 on: April 29, 2014, 07:50:32 am »

Granted. Your reality is one of your dreams. When you wake up, you'll be in my reality. Keheheheh.... You're doomed, Prophet. Doomed.

I wish I was a good person.

Granted, Your the best person around,always so generous and polite and kind,unfortunatly you refuse to eat any food because other people need it more,you starve soon after.

I wish I didn't derive my main source of entertainment from the internet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15790 on: April 29, 2014, 07:51:21 am »

Granted. You are now good. Good at dying

I wish for world peace

Granted, There is no world,thus it's peaceful.

I wish I didn't derive my main source of entertainment from the internet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15791 on: April 29, 2014, 08:08:39 am »

Granted. You now have no internet. Your main source of entertainment is probably scrabbling in the dirt or whatever those filthy IRL daystar-loving scrubs get up to.

I wish my personal magma reservoir wasn't leaking.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15792 on: April 29, 2014, 08:45:19 am »

Granted. It exploded with all the force of a nuclear bomb, killing you an everyone else withing 1km in a shower of magma and explosions.

I wish dorfs were real.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15793 on: April 29, 2014, 08:48:43 am »

Granted: You are now a Dwarf. Unfortunately, since Armok doesn't exist on Earth, you simply loaf around until you get hungry, and are arrested for theft when you take the nearest food.

I wish for my upcoming Comp Sci final to be easy for me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15794 on: April 29, 2014, 10:06:23 am »

Granted. It is so easy that it doesn't have any value and your degree isn't recognized.

I wish for time.
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