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[WillowLuman]

Granted. It's a counterfeit from a sweatshop somewhere.

I wish for a return of the penguin avatars.

[IronTomato]

Granted, they all have Descan's face.

I wish, oh I wish, I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

[tahujdt]

Granted, they all have Descan's face.

I wish, oh I wish, I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

Granted. You get left in the back of a fridge for a year, and develop green fuzz.

I wish to get my Web Design final project done early with good quality work.

[Tawa]

Granted. Unfortunately, you collapse from exhaustion after getting a 100-worthy project over the course of 1.22222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222

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I wish I was better at making jokes.

[blazing glory]

Granted, but no one has any sense of humor.

I wish people would change to their old avatars.

[Lyeos]

Granted. They change to the avatars that they had 0.002 seconds ago.

I wish magic was real, and that I was the most powerful mage in the world!

[JackOSpades]

Granted unfortunately you only have the one wish and your genie operates on LIFO, so you are defiantly the most powerful mage in a world devoid of magic, basically like a peasant but with less upper body strength, enjoy.

I wish for the heads of my enemies mounted upon my wall.

[Tawa]

Granted. Fortunately, there is no corruption to other people! Fortunately, there is no corruption for you! Fortunately, there is a 10-pound rutabaga flying at your skull at terminal velocity! Fortunately, your magical powers are cancelled out by rutabagas! Did I mention that "fortunately" in the last two cases means "unfortunately to the one called Lyeos who is frozen in place"?
DAMN NINJAS

Granted. You are your own enemy.

I wish I could GET AN INTENSIFYING AVATAR ALREADY.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, you get someone's attempt at making me into one.

Spoiler: NOPENOPENOPEINTENSIFIES (click to show/hide)

I wish I hadn't almost shit myself on seeing that.

[Lyeos]

Granted. You really did shit yourself.

I wish I could control the masses.

[Tawa]

Granted. It works both ways; the masses also control you.

I wish for UUUNNNLLLIIIMMMIIITTTEEEDDD BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEAAADDDSTICKS

[nomoetoe]

Granted, all the breadsticks come out of a portal but never stop coming out, eventually the breadsticks crush the earth and created a black hole that is supplied with limitless matter eventually causing the gravity to grow to the point were the universe starts to shrink eventually causing the universe to collapse.

I wish I could control gravity

[Noel.se]

Granted, you use your power to disable Earth's gravity in order to fly. You forget that stuff can't really survive for long without gravity, and when your flying trip is over civilization as we know it has collapsed.

I wish for an avatar

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Granted. It's an eldritch abomination which causes all who look upon it to go insane, including you.

I wish I was a king in the Middle Ages.

[sackhead]

Granted. It's an eldritch abomination which causes all who look upon it to go insane, including you.

I wish I was a king in the Middle Ages.

granted you are now Harold Godwinson (the saxon) enjoy fending of the Norwegians and Normans

I wish i was William the conquer