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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1187769 times)

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21030 on: February 04, 2015, 07:24:45 am »
Granted. You weigh so little, a single jump somehow ends I with you in space.
And then dead, for obvious reasons.

I wish for a sword that isn't inside me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21031 on: February 04, 2015, 08:30:53 am »
Granted, the sword magically appears over your head, and falls, slicing your head in two.

I wish for more monty python references.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21032 on: February 04, 2015, 02:54:18 pm »
Granted. A hovercraft full of eels appears! Inside your torso.

I wish for a frog.
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Quote from: JJtoocool on October 23, 2011, 01:29:43 am
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21033 on: February 04, 2015, 03:41:00 pm »
granted. You transform into a frog

I wish all deciduous trees kept their leaves all year round
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21034 on: February 04, 2015, 04:55:27 pm »
Granted, not only do they take care of and keep their leaves forever and ever, they hold a grudge against anyone who has picked leaves or burned them or bagged them and thrown them away.
The Plant Apocalypse has begun.
I wish I returned to the earth from space, safe and unharmed.
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21035 on: February 04, 2015, 05:23:51 pm »
Granted, you return to earth safely, but specifications say that when you enter the atmosphere, you have returned to earth, and the impact kills you.

I wish i wasn't a smartass.
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This is a birch door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. This object menaces with spikes of chicken leather. On the item is an image of ravens in birch.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21036 on: February 04, 2015, 05:36:00 pm »
Quote from: bigjaredmonkey on February 04, 2015, 05:23:51 pm
Granted, you return to earth safely, but specifications say that when you enter the atmosphere, you have returned to earth, and the impact kills you.
((Um, how would the impact kill me? My terminal velocity should be negligible. not sure how I got into space either come to think of it, air resistance being what it is.))

Granted, you're now a wiseass.

I wish I made it all the way back to the ground, safe and sound.
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21037 on: February 05, 2015, 12:02:18 am »
Granted. You shoot down at such high a velocity that you are now inside earth (but are still somehow safe and sound).

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
« Last Edit: February 05, 2015, 12:03:58 am by Gooderthangood »
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21038 on: February 05, 2015, 02:05:48 am »
You're wish is granted. Your wish is now corrupt.

I wish i died
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21039 on: February 05, 2015, 01:05:42 pm »
Granted. You are now dying an extremely slow, extremely painful death.

I wish for spring.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21040 on: February 05, 2015, 01:23:07 pm »
Quote from: jaxy15 on February 05, 2015, 01:05:42 pm
Granted. You are now dying an extremely slow, extremely painful death.

I wish for spring.

Granted. It is now spring forever, which severely disturbs the ecosystem and cause a mass extinction event.

I wish that the laws of nature would be more flexible.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21041 on: February 05, 2015, 01:43:58 pm »
Granted. The laws of nature are defined by humans per human perception. Get a pen and paper and start writing.

I wish I didn't inhale all those fire ants last night.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21042 on: February 05, 2015, 02:33:03 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on February 05, 2015, 01:43:58 pm
Granted. The laws of nature are defined by humans per human perception. Get a pen and paper and start writing.

I wish I didn't inhale all those fire ants last night.
granted. you inhale bullet ants instead
i wish bias was removed from games
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The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21043 on: February 05, 2015, 03:17:17 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on February 05, 2015, 01:43:58 pm
Granted. The laws of nature are defined by humans per human perception. Get a pen and paper and start writing.

I wish I didn't inhale all those fire ants last night.

Is that really a corruption? It sounds like exactly what I asked

Edit: nevermind, my brain was sleeping apparently. I'll answer the last wish as to not waste this post


Granted, all form of bias are removed, including our capacity to have preferences.
I wish that whoever who will corrupt this wish to have posted this instead of me, and me posting the reply instead of you
« Last Edit: February 05, 2015, 10:00:47 pm by FArgHalfnr »
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21044 on: February 06, 2015, 01:49:22 pm »
Granted, but I wish that FArgHalfnr dies a horrible and painful death with nobody around to comfort him, forcing you to approve your own death warrant

I wish that FArgHalfnr dies a horrible and painful death with nobody around to comfort him
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