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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 661461 times)

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21045 on: February 10, 2015, 11:32:48 am »

Granted it smells like rotting trash


I wish his base now belong to us
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21046 on: February 17, 2015, 09:44:02 am »

Granted. In exchange for his base, you give up possession of all that you own. As it turns out, he had no base.

I wish the moon would crash into Earth.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21047 on: February 17, 2015, 01:34:04 pm »

Granted, but it gets reset to 3 days before the collision, setting up an infinite loop.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21048 on: February 17, 2015, 01:41:15 pm »

Granted. It is horrible. We regret everything.

I wish to regret nothing.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21049 on: February 17, 2015, 01:52:49 pm »

Granted. You lose all moral restraints. Whatever you do, you feel no remorse. You also feel nothing when you make a mistake, either, and thus do not feel compelled to learn from them.

I wish to never be sick again. And sudden death counts as sickness.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21050 on: February 17, 2015, 01:58:48 pm »

You never become sick, yes, but that means all the toxins stay in your body. You'll die a lot quicker.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21051 on: February 17, 2015, 03:59:24 pm »

Granted. You now know EVERY SINGLE THING about Dwarf Fortress, including everything about any releases in the future. All this knowledge causes your brain to explode violently.

I wish for a platypus.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21052 on: February 19, 2015, 07:04:47 pm »

Granted. Your entire family starts shapeshiting and melding together, turning into a giant horrible man eating platypus that wants you to love it, feed it, and not turn it into the cops; these goals are all obtainable by eating you.

I wish for bananas.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21053 on: February 19, 2015, 07:26:52 pm »

Granted, but there is one of them big ass tarantulas in them banana bags.

I wish to be good at stuff.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21054 on: February 19, 2015, 10:01:52 pm »

Granted, but you are press-ganged into a secret government program due to your unique skills.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21055 on: February 19, 2015, 10:09:27 pm »

Granted. The setting that comes out of it is best described as "Hyrule x Star Wars with a little Minecraft thrown in, with a dash of 1984". It is terrible.

I wish that I could act like a shonen protagonist in public without ridicule.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21056 on: February 19, 2015, 10:24:44 pm »

granted, you are now invisible. Unfortunately for it to work, you have to be completely naked and have an empty stomach. Since they can't see you, how can they ridicule you?



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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21057 on: February 19, 2015, 10:32:51 pm »

Granted. They give out free candy, up until the point where Google gets everybody's information and turns evil in every way except for manipulation and greed.

I wish that I could act like a shonen protagonist in public without ridicule, since that corruption had nothing to do with my wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21058 on: February 19, 2015, 10:33:56 pm »

(Yes it does, if they can't see you, how can they ridicule you.  :D)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21059 on: February 19, 2015, 10:36:28 pm »

(The thing was, you phrased it like I'd wished for invisibility instead and gave meaningless restrictions on it.)
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