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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 676560 times)

heydude6

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21060 on: February 19, 2015, 10:39:04 pm »

(ok sorry I'll be clearer next time, I edited my post to make it better)
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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

The Big D

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21061 on: March 02, 2015, 01:01:41 am »

Granted, now the entire world is blind except for you so now you can do that thingie.

I wish to have a space elevator to the sun made from *Dwarven Cheese*
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I just have this terrible mental picture of this beet-looking thing bursting out of someone's stomach and being like "Neeeeed phosphaaaaates"
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Cinder

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21062 on: March 02, 2015, 03:05:05 am »

Granted. Predictably, it melts, plunging the world into a cheesy apocalypse as GLORIOUS  DWARVEN CHEESEMAGMA flooded everything.

I wish for shinies.
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That's called perfidy and it's a war crime, IcyTea31.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21063 on: March 02, 2015, 03:07:31 am »

The shinies are so shiny they act as a Zahir.

I wish for more time.
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Cinder

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21064 on: March 02, 2015, 03:10:07 am »

Granted. You have all the time in the universe. Everything apart from you is slowed to a stop due to not having time. You promptly suffocates after using up all your internal oxygen.

I wish for a taste of melange spice. Not enough to make me addicted.
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That's called perfidy and it's a war crime, IcyTea31.

Insanegame27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21065 on: March 02, 2015, 03:13:02 am »

granted. you later find out you were allergic to the spice and die.

I wish that this wish was corrupted
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21066 on: March 02, 2015, 08:10:33 am »

Granted, but it is ADOM corruption, which means it corrupts you too and you become a writhing mass of primal chaos.

I wish I had a wish.
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heydude6

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21067 on: March 02, 2015, 03:46:28 pm »

granted, you decide to wish for wish

I wish I was a timelord
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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

Eric Blank

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21068 on: March 02, 2015, 04:43:40 pm »

Granted. You ruin everything and everyone dies. Doctor Who is disappoint. Also dead, but thoroughly disappoint.

I wish I could transform into any creature I want whenever I want, and back again, and retain my normal intellectual faculties throughout.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21069 on: March 02, 2015, 04:47:23 pm »

Granted, but when you're something small you get stuck in a jar.

I wish for a pair of gloves.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21070 on: March 02, 2015, 04:49:53 pm »

Granted. You get the Cursed Gloves of Running Urgently, and is fragged by an asshole TF2 Sniper.

I wish my chest stop hurting when I feel lonely.
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Eric Blank

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21071 on: March 02, 2015, 06:32:29 pm »

Granted. You no longer feel lonely. Sometimes it hurts when you've been eating too many tacos, though.

I wish I could flawlessly pass 100% of my classes and get my damn degree already so I can get a job.
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"THEN CAME TOBNOM, ASS-GOD".
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

heydude6

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21072 on: March 02, 2015, 06:37:45 pm »

Granted, you figure out how to hack the schools grade database and you get 100% on all of your courses. You get caught and arrested. Look on the brightside though, at least you get a nice job at a prison workshop.

I wish I was superman
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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

Cinder

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21073 on: March 02, 2015, 07:46:14 pm »

Granted. Your power will manifest when you're around yellow supergiant stars. Unfortunately, you're on Earth.

I wish to be the cutest Evil Overlord.
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That's called perfidy and it's a war crime, IcyTea31.

Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21074 on: March 02, 2015, 07:56:52 pm »

Granted. You become a kawaii Ashnard. Have fun.

I wish for OBJECTIONS.
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