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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21090 on: March 06, 2015, 04:10:53 am »

Granted, now the forum is flooded by noobs asking stupid questions and/or trolls.

I wish Nethack would release it's next version.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21091 on: March 06, 2015, 05:07:52 am »

Granted. It's developed by EA

I wish I wasn't so terrible at SGs.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21092 on: March 15, 2015, 06:18:21 pm »

Granted. You are now the best in the world. You are no longer challenged in SGs, and your skills translate into other games. The challenge is gone, and you sink into a deep depression.

I wish that I could wish for more wishes.
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I just have this terrible mental picture of this beet-looking thing bursting out of someone's stomach and being like "Neeeeed phosphaaaaates"
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21093 on: March 15, 2015, 06:26:54 pm »

Granted, they all get progressively more corrupted than the previous ones, to the point that all things that you ever enjoyed in life are taken from you.

I wish the Hedonic treadmill didn't exist
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21094 on: March 15, 2015, 10:17:33 pm »

Granted. Out of nowhere, the Africans nuked the world from sheer rage and everyone died.

I wish for a hedonistic treadmill.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21095 on: March 17, 2015, 01:48:32 am »

Granted.  The hedonistic treadmill takes gleefuly joy in making you crash and slip at the speed of sound.

I wish for elite boxing skillz.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21096 on: March 17, 2015, 02:32:10 am »

Congrats. You decide to take the full advantage of elite boxing skillz, and become a professional boxer. You then proceed to die from brain damage due to being hit with a fatal punch.

I wish for dashing rainbows.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21097 on: March 20, 2015, 11:48:47 pm »

Wish granted. 120000 of them appear in your house, making everything an unrecognisable modern art masterpiece
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21098 on: March 21, 2015, 02:16:34 am »

I wish people would make wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21099 on: March 21, 2015, 03:00:24 am »

Wish granted. There are now a ridiculous amount of people making wishes which means that the Genies start a strike until they gain better working conditions. This causes them to form a union which carefully monitors the use of wishes, including how many one can make and a blanket ban on any wishes that increase the amount of wishes one has.

I wish for a ridiculous amount of money.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21100 on: March 21, 2015, 07:02:50 am »

Wish granted. There are now a ridiculous amount of people making wishes which means that the Genies start a strike until they gain better working conditions. This causes them to form a union which carefully monitors the use of wishes, including how many one can make and a blanket ban on any wishes that increase the amount of wishes one has.

I wish for a ridiculous amount of money.

Granted, you now have so much money that you achieve a papercut to the jugular from swimming in it. You are dead.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21101 on: March 21, 2015, 07:33:37 am »

Granted, someone walks up and stabs you in the gut.

I wish for instant knockout.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21102 on: March 21, 2015, 09:29:50 am »

Granted. It is you that is knocked out.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21103 on: March 21, 2015, 02:03:44 pm »

Granted, the uncorrupted wish is given to a neo-nazi who then uses it to resurrect Hitler and start WW3.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21104 on: March 21, 2015, 06:37:45 pm »

Granted, entropy becomes strong enough to cause the heat death of the universe several billion years earlier then it was supposed to.

I wish for ukelelechucks[Two ukeleles attached together at the base by a chain so you can whirl them around.].
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