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[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, but RTD becomes a lot less interesting, more and more people leave until the RTD sub-board is a barren wasteland.

I wish for life-size plushies.

[jaxy15]

Granted. Hundreds upon hundreds of blue whale plushies fall on your house.

I wish for one million ducks.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. They are all dead, and they're scattered all over your yard.

I wish I wasn't so shy/socially inept that actually talking to people was possible for me without spaghetti leaking everywhere.

[Generally me]

Granted. You are now so over confident that you piss everyone off. You also died after you leaked too much macaroni.

I wish this wish wasn't going to be corrupted.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted. I originally was going to forget to corrupt it, but you reminded me.

I wish this wish isn't going to be corrupted.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
everyone abandoned the thread because someone made a incorruptible wish.

I wish for a massive amount of true (not made up) evidence that rationalism is true.

[Adragis]

You get it, but the letters are each the size of a galaxy.

I wish for space

[Eric Blank]

Granted. There is a void of infinite vastness between you and all of your goals. Better get walking.

I wish for free electricity and WiFi everywhere I go.

[Adragis]

You are stuck on a bus for all eternity.

[heydude6]

k, no wish let me try then

I wish that I had a genie

[jaxy15]

Granted. He's blind, deaf and mute.

I wish for a tuba.

[blazing glory]

Granted, however, when you try to play it, you blow out your lungs and can never play it again, or any other air based instrument.

I wish to be a cultured gentleman, with a proper posh British accent.

[Adragis]

You become David Cameron. Close enough, am I right.

I wish for a flower.

[Haveroszaur]

Granted. It is a very large and hungry venus flytrap. It eats you.

I wish for the ability to not fail at playing RimWorld.

[HawaiianJon]

You succeed for slightly longer than usual before all hell breaks loose and rips you a new one as you cry at your failed dreams.

I wish to know why my dreams predict the future in bleak moments.