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roseheart

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25470 on: January 13, 2018, 04:29:33 am »

Granted. For the next thousand years people get progressively dumber. People were smarter(formerly).

I wish for electrolytes for my plants.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25471 on: January 13, 2018, 05:12:58 am »

Granted, but other plants beg you for the electrolytes they crave.

I wish the granter of this wish would corrupt this wish horribly.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25472 on: January 13, 2018, 05:19:51 am »

Granted. But as there is nothing to corrupt, any action I take to corrupt it is multiplied by 0.

I wish that I suceed at the statistics test on Monaday.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25473 on: January 13, 2018, 01:53:13 pm »

Granted, but you fail the final exam.

I wish for a figurine.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25474 on: January 13, 2018, 01:55:16 pm »

Granted. The arms are broken off, and the rest of it had been through a terrible fire. You can't even tell what it is anymore.

I wish to be god-king of this forum.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25475 on: January 13, 2018, 05:04:52 pm »

Your soul is crushed into nothingness by the will of Toady.

I wish I knew the story behind 2:22 AM (a very surreal game.)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25476 on: January 13, 2018, 11:08:52 pm »

Granted, but it is not as interesting as you hoped it would be.

I wish I had some paper.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25477 on: January 13, 2018, 11:22:11 pm »

Granted, but... you forgot why you needed it.

I wish I had a hundred bucks.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25478 on: January 14, 2018, 04:38:14 am »

Granted. A horde of 100 rat bucks finds a way to your house. Enjoy your 100 rat males.

I wish to own a 1kg cube of gold, located in an area outside my body from where I may easily retrieve it, but other people would have much trouble doing so.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25479 on: January 15, 2018, 05:33:19 am »

Granted. The 1kg cube of gold is actually a disguised explosive device which goes off once you grab it with your hands.

I wish for a fresh shawarma with garlic sauce and cheese.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25480 on: January 17, 2018, 06:29:18 pm »

granted, however a rat teleports out of nowhere and takes a bite out of the sandwich just before it reaches your mouth.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25481 on: January 18, 2018, 02:06:46 am »

I wish that Paxiecrunchle's wish was "I wish that GigaGiant would come up with a wish for me."
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25482 on: January 18, 2018, 02:11:43 am »

Granted, but since GigaGiant caused Paxiecrunchle to wish that GigaGiant would wish for Paxiecrunchle by wishing for Paxiecrunchle, since Paxiecrunchle didn't post a wish, and as such GigaGiant didn't grant anything, instead just posting a wish, they merge into one person- Community vote for whether this entity is Gigacrunchle or PaxieGiant.

I wish it would be Gigacrunchle.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25483 on: January 18, 2018, 02:20:17 am »

Granted, but the uproar causes people to start a new poll in anger as everyone else doesn't like the name Gigacrunchle.

I wish for a cloth capable of cleaning anything perfectly. (such as a lens.)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25484 on: January 18, 2018, 12:03:37 pm »

Granted.
The cloth obliterates any non-native material on a solid object larger than 0.001 m3.
If a smaller object is not touching a larger object, it is not destroyed.
It does not affect bodies of fluid larger than 0.05 m3 either.
The cloth does the cleaning perfectly indeed. It is also great for polishing stuff.
But it tears easily. The fibers land on food, scouring it clean of pathogens and bacteria. But then, as you eat the food, your intestines are also cleaned, removing all symbiotic bacteria. This gives all who live in the same apartment as you digestive problems.

I wish to not start a new poll right now. I like the name Gigacrunchle.
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The shield is mightier than the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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