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[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but you keep seeing bad outcomes for everything.

I wish that Cyne-Wulf would get framed for murdering Puppyguard with the awe-inspiring fork, when in fact I did.

Mwahahahahahaha!

[Puppyguard]

Granted, Two things happen.
One, Cyne-wulf exposes you and you go to prison instead of him.
Two, I'm not dea ye- *stab!*

I wish to come back to life.

[wierd]

Granted. The cycle of Karmic Debt is tabulated, and... You are reincarnated as a hungry ghost. You send most of your time floating invisibly outside the local donut shop, smelling the delicious donuts inside, yet completely unable to taste them. You crave them terribly.

I wish for world peas. (sic)

[KittyTac]

They're planet-sized peas. They collide with earth and everyone dies.

 I wish for Roblox and it's source code, and all other programs directly related to it, to be overwritten by cat pics. I don't care if this causes kids to cry.

[Mathel]

Granted. Roblox and all other construction programs are overwritten by cat pictures. In places where you have an account, it is listed as you being the last to change the file. It makes kids cry and a engineers very angry.

I wish to have a bag of holding on my belt.

[Ultimuh]

Granted.
You now have a miniature black hole on your belt.
Your enjoyment won't last long however, because it's a black hole.
Oh, you mean like an actual Bag of Holding from the D&D franchise? Oops.


I wish genies around here were a bit more intentionally malicious about the wishes they grant.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, and everyone you love dies.

I wish that most grantings were genuine corruptions, not just "And this bad thing happens too."
((I admit I have done that too. Everyone is at fault))

[TamerVirus]

Granted, but the thread dies because nobody can adhere to such rigid wish corruption

I wish for the Roman Empire to be restored

[Leonardo8]

Granted. In this new world order you are forced to sell yourself into slavery, and become property of a cruel master until you die from abuse.

I wish to pass all the university exams with top grades without studying or doing favors of any nature to my professors.

[Dunamisdeos]

You fail, but everyone else in the class dies in a tangentially related accident involving a shipping container full of high-speed blenders. As the sole remaining student, your grades are in fact at the "top" of the class.

I wish for no more super bowl.

[TamerVirus]

Granted, the NFL renamed the Super Bowl to Pretty Awesome Bowl

I wish to be Pokémon Master

[IndigoFenix]

Granted.  After becoming the world champion, you gradually go insane due to ennui from lack of competent challengers and end up mumbling to yourself on top of Mount Silver.

I wish I could turn into bees.

[Rockeater]

Granted,But you are as smart as a swarm of bees so you can't turn back, you stuck as bees until you sting someone to your death.

I wish I wasn't late all the time

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, you are always 2 hours early, for everything. Except for falling asleep.

I wish I was always exactly on time.

[Mathel]

Granted. You always arrive exactly on time, preventing you from socializing with people befor the action. Also, you tend to step on clocks.

I wish to be know anything I need or want to know, when I need or want it.