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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1175211 times)

Rockeater

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25890 on: March 31, 2018, 06:54:00 pm »

Granted, after easter the economy collapse from all the eggs people bought

I wish to not get involve in april fools jokes
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Asin

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25891 on: March 31, 2018, 09:07:33 pm »

Granted, you will be involved in other practical jokes however.

I wish to become a god of chaos and destruction.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25892 on: April 01, 2018, 02:21:34 am »

granted but the god of law an creation cancels out your powers

I wish dwarves are more intelligent
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Turn those goblinoid uglybolds into adorable cutebolds

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25893 on: April 01, 2018, 03:32:30 am »

Granted. That stupid thread about ethics pops up again.

I wish for a single, living kitten.
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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25894 on: April 01, 2018, 03:52:54 am »

Granted, but it is in a different country.

I wish for pie.
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Asin

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25895 on: April 01, 2018, 08:27:53 am »

Granted, your pie is made with expired ingredients.

I wish there were more dwarven subraces.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25896 on: April 01, 2018, 08:30:42 am »

((You got ninja'd)).
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25897 on: April 01, 2018, 03:20:08 pm »

Granted. There are 3 new castes of dwarves in DF. Male and Female version of a caste, which has the size of dwarf but is human in all other aspects. (Born without beard, do not cave-adapt, no martial trance, etc.). The third is a caste, which has only a male variant, they are only half the size of regular dwarf and all like to sing. They are not good at combat though.

I wish for pi.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25898 on: April 01, 2018, 08:20:22 pm »

Granted. A giant π falls on your head.

I wish for kittens.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25899 on: April 01, 2018, 11:56:19 pm »

Granted. But you must also take in puppies.

I wish for fewer puppies
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25900 on: April 02, 2018, 12:49:55 am »

Granted, they all leave you and you die cold and alone.

I wish for more puppies.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25901 on: April 02, 2018, 01:22:57 am »

Granted, puppies start spawning everywhere and never stop spawning, eventually covering the entire earth killing every one.

I wish for every one to get free beans.
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wierd

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25902 on: April 02, 2018, 02:07:31 am »

Granted. Your misuse of "everyone" is interpreted literally. Every number 1 is now permanently slathered in beans.

I wish to know if I could be even more pedantic.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25903 on: April 02, 2018, 04:46:09 am »

Yes you could. But I shall not tell you how.

I wish to have puppy repellent.
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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Imic

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25904 on: April 02, 2018, 12:46:08 pm »

Granted. It's so strong and poweful, no living creature can come anywhere near you anymore.
I wish that Puppyguard was god.
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