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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26370 on: July 28, 2018, 03:44:43 am »

Granted. The Mars, Incorporated headquarters explode from overpressure. Four weeks later, civilisation has collapsed due to chocolate shortages.

I wish for magic beans.
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« Reply #26371 on: July 28, 2018, 04:01:26 am »

Granted, you get a small handful of beans laced with LSD.


I wish for "magic" bacon.
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« Reply #26372 on: July 28, 2018, 10:53:48 am »

Granted, you get some bacon in the shape of the word magic.

I wish for a magic zebra.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26373 on: July 28, 2018, 11:39:16 pm »

Granted.  This zebra can transform into a dinofelis and eat people. It does so frequently.

I wish for Mars, the planet to have 20kPa of O2 and 79kPa of N2 added to its surface.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26374 on: July 28, 2018, 11:45:41 pm »

An ancient civilisation in another galaxy fires high-energy oxygen-nitrogen plasma at the planet Mars at relativistic speeds for some reason. Mars explodes. Several now-superheated Mars chunks crash into the Earth, whereupon it is discovered that the planet Mars is actually made of Mars chocolate. Humanity has very little time to relish this discovery, all things considered.

I wish for an ecosystem of vacuum-resistant zebras to spontaneously arise on Mars.
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« Reply #26375 on: July 29, 2018, 01:03:04 am »

Granted, but since Mars is destroyed, nothing happens

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« Reply #26376 on: July 29, 2018, 09:54:30 am »

Not granted as there was no wish.

I wish to have a vacuum mashine retardant zebra.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26377 on: July 30, 2018, 02:12:30 am »

Granted, you get some retarded zebras that can use vacuum cleaners.

I wish to have a not retarded zebra.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26378 on: July 30, 2018, 02:19:44 am »

Somebody removes the hobbles which were retarding your zebra, and it kicks you in the face and runs away. It turns out you were only holding it back all along!

I wish for a firebreathing zebra.
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« Reply #26379 on: July 31, 2018, 02:40:33 am »

Granted, it burns down your house.

I wish for infinite wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26380 on: July 31, 2018, 05:50:37 am »

Granted, you can have them in 1205 years.
Good luck staying alive till then.


I wish for _______.





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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26381 on: July 31, 2018, 06:40:04 am »

Granted, you get all the sheets in the world filled with underlines. Now humans have to cut more trees to replace the paper, in the process creating deserts and natural disasters to the point where we reach an apocalyptic version of Earth.

I wish to have complete control over time.
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« Reply #26382 on: July 31, 2018, 07:47:10 am »

Granted. It comes at the price of any control over space. You can modify time, so long as you do not modify space. As you are a creature in space, you are completely immobilised.

I wish for a TARDIS.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26383 on: August 01, 2018, 07:50:13 am »

Granted, it lands next to you,  and is filled with these strange marble statues...

I wish for the infinity gauntlet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26384 on: August 01, 2018, 01:29:23 pm »

This turns you and your entire family into self-aware dust.

I wish that Cyne-wolf was spared this fate.
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