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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26415 on: August 29, 2018, 04:32:15 am »

Granted. IQ is (logic skills)/(physical age)*100 [in years]. Your mental abilities are unchanged, but your body is transformed into an infant and forced to stay that way.

I wish for a Summon Clannfear for 30s spell, as it would work in Morrowind.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26416 on: September 28, 2018, 04:33:56 pm »

Granted, but they still use the dice to hit system, unlike everyone else.

I wish that Morrowind ran on Windows 10 from the disk I have.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26417 on: September 28, 2018, 04:46:28 pm »

Granted, but the disk refuses to ever be removed from the pc. Now you can only Morrowind. Morrowind forever.


I wish for this damn wireless mouse to work.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26418 on: September 28, 2018, 08:44:18 pm »

Granted. The wireless mouse gets a job.

I wish for kittens.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26419 on: September 29, 2018, 12:23:24 am »

Granted. You have acquired 50 !!Kittens!!. They are all on your bed.

I wish for a single living unharmed puppy.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26420 on: September 29, 2018, 03:30:48 am »

Granted, but the puppy appears inside your chest, replacing your lungs.

I wish there was no such thing as money.
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CABL

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26421 on: September 29, 2018, 03:39:07 am »

Granted, but it's because you've eaten all the money. You die from destroyed digestion tract, and you plunge the world into anarchy.

I wish for mooskles.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26422 on: December 07, 2018, 07:19:16 pm »

Granted, but you look exactly like this.

I wish to build Jurassic Park.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26423 on: December 08, 2018, 12:01:27 am »

Granted, but the exact events that caused it to collapse in the first place unfold in your park as well.

I wish for a pet rock that cannot kill me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26424 on: December 08, 2018, 01:13:44 am »

Granted. Your pet rock has an astronomical designation, and is in orbit between Mars and Jupiter.  As a bonus, you are guaranteed to be too poor to ever get anywhere close enough for this object to ever harm you.


I wish the modern world was not so stressful.
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« Reply #26425 on: December 08, 2018, 05:30:17 am »

Granted, as people cause most of the stress someone would experience, it was decided that the best way to remove the stress they cause was by killing them all.

I wish there were ten billion zebras on Earth.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26426 on: December 08, 2018, 11:59:18 am »

Granted. They are all in your house. The resulting matter compression causes the atoms in their bodies to fuse together, producing an effect equivalent to a huge fusion bomb. You (along with half of your city) are incinerated in the ensuing explosion.

I wish for one kitten that won't harm me in any way.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26427 on: December 08, 2018, 12:36:43 pm »

Granted, but it's hostile towards your family members and strangers. It scratches and bites literally everyone else.

I wish for the people to love each other, so that the world becomes a better place to live.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26428 on: December 08, 2018, 06:37:41 pm »

Granted, but then everyone betrays each other, and gets fed up with this world.

I wish for a football.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26429 on: December 08, 2018, 06:41:07 pm »

You magically obtain the nuclear football. You are quickly captured and killed by the CIA.

I wish for a baseball.
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