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pikachu17

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26475 on: December 19, 2018, 07:57:27 pm »

You get the explode-explode fruit. You try it out. You explode. Now you are dead.

I wish I had the Hobby-Hobby devil fruit.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26476 on: December 19, 2018, 08:14:25 pm »

First of all, wish genie vaporizes you for making him look up what the hell a Hobi-Hobi fruit is, then vaporizes you twice for misspelling it, then vaporizes you again for making him into a person who knows how that is properly spelled.

After that he hands your gaseous form a plastic lego fruit shaped like the item in question. It is off-brand because you spelled it wrong, that's the joke.

I wish I was able to selectively forget things, and only the things I wanted to forget.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26477 on: December 19, 2018, 08:23:50 pm »

You get the ability to selectively forget things, and only the things you would never want to forget under any circumstances. Like knowing how to breathe.

I wish I was able to selectively choose things be randomly forgettable, and only the things I choose to be forgettable can be forgotten.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26478 on: December 20, 2018, 04:50:20 am »

Granted, you forget everything, including how to breathe.

I wish for seven zebras.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26479 on: December 20, 2018, 04:55:44 am »

Granted. Seven zebras get dropped on your head.

I wish for kittens that won't harm any humans or pets, directly or indirectly.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26480 on: December 20, 2018, 03:48:18 pm »

Granted. Seven zebras get dropped on your head.

I wish for kittens that won't harm any humans or pets, directly or indirectly.

Granted, you get so ecstatic over the happines of being granted the cute kittens that you'r hearat stops beating.

I wish for a job
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26481 on: December 20, 2018, 05:09:46 pm »

You are now a flatulence smell tester for scientists, which is a real job.

I wish I had a captain america shield.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26482 on: December 20, 2018, 10:59:52 pm »

Granted! You get a plastic hunk of junk and yet are still immediately set upon by The Winter Soldier.

I wish I could summon cats from thin air.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26483 on: December 21, 2018, 01:12:53 am »

Granted, but it's a subconscious rather than willful power.

I wish to take this foul blade and use it to blot out the light.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26484 on: December 21, 2018, 08:31:36 am »

Granted, you poke your own eyes out with it. No more sunlight.


I wish.. I could.. Dance fabulously without a care in the world.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26485 on: December 22, 2018, 11:00:48 am »

Granted. But your carelesness is your downfall. As you dance through the streets, you care not for cars, and one of them runs you over and paralyses you from the waist down.

I wish for a steel arming sword with zinc edges.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26486 on: December 22, 2018, 11:10:12 am »

Granted, but the genie forgets what material you want where, so you get a zinc arming sword with steel edges.

I wish my brain was put in a zebras body and that I was still able to talk and stuff.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26487 on: December 24, 2018, 09:12:38 am »

Granted, but you can only speak mandarin(chinese, I think) and you live in the wild of Africa where a group of hunters, hunt you, after all, they could not understand what you were saying

I wish I had a better job
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26488 on: December 26, 2018, 10:01:03 am »

Granted. You now have the job of a spinal surgeon. No new knowledge or skill were added to you and your next surgery is on 2.1.2019.

I wish to have power over gravity.
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The shield beats the sword.
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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26489 on: December 26, 2018, 01:58:27 pm »

You can make things gravitate towards you at 1000 M.P.H. You do not have the ability to stop this, only start it.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.
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