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Naturegirl1999

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26805 on: June 29, 2019, 07:57:37 am »

Some get live zebras, some get dead zebras, some get zombie zebras, some get ghoul zebras, some get vampire zebras, some get werehuman zebras, some get various other types of zebras too. The world gets thrown into chaos
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26806 on: June 29, 2019, 08:04:01 am »

I wish for one of those vampire zebras.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26807 on: June 29, 2019, 09:18:34 am »

It drains you of blood as soon as it finds you

I wish that from now on, “I wish” becomes “There shall be” the rest of this forum game
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26808 on: June 29, 2019, 09:54:45 am »

Granted, one will face the consequences.
There shall be light!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26809 on: June 29, 2019, 10:19:38 am »

Granted, light is everywhere
There shall be an object that can stop tornadoes
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26810 on: June 29, 2019, 11:32:18 am »

Granted. there is one, in another galaxy.
I wish that Dogs could talk
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26811 on: June 29, 2019, 12:13:19 pm »

Granted, they can talk...to wasps. Dogs and wasps of various species team up to eventually rule the world. The only other creatures the dogs and wasps allowed to survive are host species of the various parasitic wasps, and humans. They allow humans to survive since they are the weakest animals of their size, and the dogs want to keep them as pets, at least until they need to eat

There shall be glorious amounts of curative liquids fall from the sky, curing diseases of living things that it lands on
(This is so viruses can actually be dealt with rather than curing.a virus of its virus, yes those exist, basically this will cure things like viruses and prions
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26812 on: June 29, 2019, 02:31:10 pm »

The Earth is flooded with curative substance, drowning everyone.

I wish for a RtRtD sequel.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26813 on: June 29, 2019, 05:35:31 pm »

Granted. Some Escaped Lunatic nobody's ever heard of appears out of nowhere to run an RtRtD sequel. The guy doesn't understand the first thing about RtD, creative writing, or basic player management skills. The resulting fiasco of a game dies a merciful death after three pages or so.

There shall be bees! Unending founts of bees!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26814 on: June 29, 2019, 06:13:29 pm »

Granted. Some Escaped Lunatic nobody's ever heard of appears out of nowhere to run an RtRtD sequel. The guy doesn't understand the first thing about RtD, creative writing, or basic player management skills. The resulting fiasco of a game dies a merciful death after three pages or so.

There shall be bees! Unending founts of bees!
Granted. The bees are super aggressive and kill large swaths of creatures. They also have a habit of drinking blood rather than nectar
(Fun fact: butterflies and moths sometimes drink blood)
There shall be revolution against the corporations
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26815 on: June 29, 2019, 06:25:29 pm »

GRANTED. For a brief moment, the Earth's Revolutions Per Minute increases by a factor of one million. It revolves so fast that it flings all corporate-manufactured objects and property directly into space, accompanied by cartoon sound effects. As this includes basically everything in everyone's homes, the results are.... harrowing.

I wish for a day off or two and then to come back to my job still employed.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26816 on: June 29, 2019, 07:53:16 pm »

Granted. You get teleported to Enceladus for 2 days. Your frozen body teleports to your place of employment. However, they can’t fire a corpse, so you are still hired

There shall be rebellions
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26817 on: June 30, 2019, 10:31:28 am »

Granted, the entire world devolves into chose as everything rebels ageist everything else.

There shall be zebras!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26818 on: June 30, 2019, 11:19:39 am »

Granted, ten zebras fall onto your head, killing you.

There shall be kittens!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26819 on: June 30, 2019, 12:06:49 pm »

Granted. Dead kittens everywhere you look.

There shall be bugs!
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