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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1175271 times)

Superdorf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26820 on: June 30, 2019, 12:18:28 pm »

Granted! Your computer develops inexplicable firmware problems.

There shall be inexplicable firmware problems!
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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26821 on: July 01, 2019, 04:24:01 am »

All computers everywhere are destroyed by inexplicable firmware problems, and the world loses decades of technological progress.

There shall be a lovely bunch of coconuts!
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26822 on: July 01, 2019, 06:17:16 am »

There is a lovely bunch of coconuts. In your plumbing.

There shall be only one fishing rod.
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Superdorf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26823 on: July 01, 2019, 06:18:57 am »

There is only one fishing rod. The kid using it gets the hook tangled in a tree playing with it in his driveway, and breaks the thing trying to get it out. Now there are no fishing rods, and nobody remembers how to make them anymore.

There shall be fish!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26824 on: July 01, 2019, 09:54:59 am »

Granted,
Everyone gets lots of rotten fish

I wish for this wish to be Refuted
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26825 on: July 01, 2019, 10:00:15 am »

Refuted. A previous stated that z”I wish” become “There shall be” for the rest of the game

There shall be peace
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26826 on: July 01, 2019, 11:49:57 am »

After a war, that wipes out all life on Earth, there is peace.

There shall be a scroll of insecticide spell.
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26827 on: July 01, 2019, 01:02:42 pm »

Granted, all insects are dead. This causes havoc among many terrestrial ecosystems, considering how important they are to many. It also does damage to other crustaceans as well, considering their close relationships to insects. The only Arthropoda left now are myriapods and chelicerae. Many aquatic ecosystems suffer due to the lack of crustaceans
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26828 on: July 01, 2019, 03:41:43 pm »

There shall be hope.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26829 on: July 01, 2019, 10:45:20 pm »

Granted. She's over there, buying some tacos.

There shall be wisdom.
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26830 on: July 01, 2019, 10:49:41 pm »

Granted, however, Kim Jung Un has all of it, and uses his wisdom to take over the world

There shall be quarks
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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26831 on: July 02, 2019, 02:38:03 am »

Granted, from now on all ducks make a quark sound.

There shall be Yo mamma jokes!
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26832 on: July 03, 2019, 10:24:27 pm »

Granted
Your mama is so fat that the entire universe collapses into a supermassive black hole
There shall be type-III civilizations
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26833 on: July 03, 2019, 10:35:04 pm »

Granted, however they are constantly fighting each other so they end up using a lot of the universe’s energy for warfare, speeding up the process of heat death

There shall be kleptomaniac raccoons
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26834 on: July 04, 2019, 12:23:05 am »

Granted. They steal everything smaller than them, no matter how secure. Human civilisation crumbles.

There shall be a mending spell.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.
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