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[Imic]

Granted. After the dust clears, you have uncountable hoof-scars and no Zebras.

I wish I could focus better.

[MaxTheFox]

Granted, you turn into an optical camera that has a good focus.

I wish for foxes.

[Mathel]

Granted. Your living house is filled to the brim with foxes. Many of them are squished, the most of the rest suffocates. Your house is filled mostly with dead foxes.

I wish for kinetic shields.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but they only block dead foxes.

I wish 3-Below was getting a 3rd season.

[King Zultan]

Granted, it comes back but the quality has really dropped and the writing has really gone down hill.

I wish for world war three.

[Mathel]

Granted. Unlike the previous two, this one is really the War that ends all wars. Because it ends when everyone dies and the planet explodes.

I wish for Charles the Great to have been promoted to Lion instead of Emperor on the 25th of December, 800.

[pikachu17]

Charles the Great was turned into a lion, and was promptly killed for eating the Emperor.

I wish Catherine the Great had been a penguin.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, substantial portion of Russian history is changed as the empire was truly ruled by a series of ministers that claimed to interpret her noots.

I wish for STANDO POWAH.

[Mathel]

The genie interprets "STANDO POWAH" as "Stand of Power".
You now have an armor stand that can recharge powered armors from the grid. Too bad you do not have any powered armors.

I wish for the ability to understand animals and them to understand me.

[IndigoFenix]

Granted. You uncover an insidious plot and are soon assassinated by squirrels due to knowing too much.

I wish for an octopus.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. It plops down on the ground, and is slowly dieng while hoplessly crawling around in a desperate attempt of finding a habitable body of water.
And you are just standing there, watching. You monster.


I wish "THERE WILL BE" would resurge again.

[Superdorf]

Granted! It will only last for five turns (not counting mine). Make it count!

There shall be SQUIRRELS!

[King Zultan]

Granted, they crawl into your attic and chew all the electric wires and air conditioning vents, in the end it costs thousands of dollars to fix it all.

There shall be BEES!

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, they fly into where the squirrels were, preventing repairs by stinging all who attempt repairs
There shall be Flavors

[Eschar]

The flavors are extremely bitter.

There shall be INFINITE WISHES FOR ME