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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27135 on: February 19, 2020, 02:20:39 pm »

Granted! However, the earlier wish is missing something important.

I wish to understand politics.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27136 on: February 19, 2020, 02:30:11 pm »

Granted! It's really depressing.

I wish for better politicians.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27137 on: February 19, 2020, 02:38:39 pm »

Granted. AIs are better than humans in every way, all polititicians are now AI, and they run the world m8ch better than their human predecessors.

I wish AI isn’t the villain in media
((I think far too often AIs are the villiaians. I am tired of this))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27138 on: February 19, 2020, 03:15:16 pm »

Granted, AIs are now villains in real life instead.

I wish I could could care less about things than I currently do.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27139 on: February 19, 2020, 05:48:58 pm »

Granted.  You are now care free of any form of personal hygiene and social etiquette.

I wish for pizza shaped like a taco and stuffed like a burrito.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27140 on: February 19, 2020, 06:26:17 pm »

Granted! However, it tastes like the worst thing you can imagine, straight out of a nightmare.

I wish for a cleansing boom.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27141 on: February 19, 2020, 09:18:01 pm »

Granted. You violently explode into soap bubbles. A small handkerchief is left behind, with the words "BOOM" written thereon.

I wish I hadn't missed an entire wish arc about my tofu-infused living room.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27142 on: February 19, 2020, 10:26:02 pm »

Granted! The wish arc shall resume, but somewhere... in a distant and alien reality... your very real and very confused clone will continue to suffer through everything that happens thereafter.

I wish for MOAR TOFU
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27143 on: February 19, 2020, 10:56:56 pm »

Granted. Your house turns into tofu and begins digesting you. Y9u die a slow painful death within acidic tofu, once you are dead, the tofu house forms itself into a giant snake and begins devouring people

I wish the tofu snake has a predator or parasite specialized to killing tofu based hosts
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27144 on: February 20, 2020, 01:14:57 am »

Granted. It turns out that the tofu mongoose is great at killing tofu snakes. It also eats humans.

I wish for tofu based creatures to not eat humans.
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« Reply #27145 on: February 20, 2020, 10:04:43 am »

Granted, they eat everything else instead, and soon the world is nothing but tofu beasts and humans.

I wish the tofu beasts were dead.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27146 on: February 20, 2020, 11:06:12 am »

Wish granted. Unfortunately they instantly implode and destroys everything.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27147 on: February 20, 2020, 11:09:12 am »

Granted.  Your wish for nothing results in you wearing pants of nothing. 

I wish for pizza topped with pepperoni flavored tofu.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27148 on: February 20, 2020, 11:23:19 am »

Granted. Because you gave me nothing, YOU SHALL RECIEVE NOTHING

I WISH THIS WISH ISNT IN ALL CAPS
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27149 on: February 20, 2020, 11:27:32 am »

GrAnTeD. YoUr WiSh Is NoW PaRtIaLlY iN cApS InStEaD.

I wIsH tHiS wOuLd StOp.
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