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Naturegirl1999

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27360 on: April 08, 2020, 01:27:28 pm »

Granted, you turn into a corvid, the species you turn into changes every midnight

I wish for when the USA falls, the resulting splits will be peaceful and the separate nations can still work together
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« Reply #27361 on: April 08, 2020, 05:20:11 pm »

Granted! Unfortunately, some bumbling idjit messed up diplomatically and the derived nations from the USA split are now at war with every other nation that wasn't once a part of the USA.

I wish for a catalyst.

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« Reply #27362 on: April 08, 2020, 06:04:14 pm »

Granted. All reactions within your body speed up so much that the heat from them burns you alive

I wish people stop being wasteful while still being able to not go extinct
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« Reply #27363 on: April 08, 2020, 07:57:38 pm »

Granted! Unfortunately, just about everything else goes extinct instead.

I wish for Mars to be habitable to humans.

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« Reply #27364 on: April 08, 2020, 08:02:06 pm »

Granted, however, every ship that tries to go there is teleported to a far away solar system in a new galaxy

I wish people live sustainably and not destroying the environment
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« Reply #27365 on: April 09, 2020, 02:39:38 am »

Granted, we can live sustainably when the environment is completely dead.

I wish for space to be closer so I could go to it.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27366 on: April 09, 2020, 02:52:49 am »

Granted. Space is everywhere. But all the space around you has atmosphere in it and is in Earth's sphere of influence.

I wish for the best dyes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27367 on: April 09, 2020, 06:55:52 am »

Granted. You wake up underground surrounded by Strange Plants of varying colors. You find words in red on one of the cave walls. Bring me Strange plants and I will give you dyes. I live in a place of red

You take some of the plants and head deeper down. The sounds around you begin to change, the smell of blood fills your nostrils. A flying fanged creature swoops at you, but you Dodge just in time. It seems you are in a Terraria world, the dyer lives in the Crimson biome. Good luck keeping your innards inside.

I wish I become a hemomancer
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27368 on: April 09, 2020, 05:08:50 pm »

Granted! Your circulatory system explodes from the shock, though.

I wish to discover a star.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27369 on: April 10, 2020, 03:11:28 am »

Granted. When you wake up in the morning, you discover that someone tattooed a flipped pentagram onto your forehead.

I wish for cold nuclear fusion technology to be invented and patented this year.
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« Reply #27370 on: April 10, 2020, 06:25:47 am »

Granted. Google patented it and is now preventing everyone else from using it

I wish I know who the USA president will be before the election
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« Reply #27371 on: April 10, 2020, 06:33:18 am »

Granted, you know, but then COVID-19 mutates into a super plague and everyone dies.

I wish for seven.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27372 on: April 10, 2020, 06:42:29 am »

Granted. You grow seven new heads, one on each of your shoulders, one on each of your wrists, one on each of your ankles, and one on your neck. Each of your new heads has different personalities and you get hungry much more often due to having 7 new brains to feed

I wish the Corruption biome and Crimson biome from Terraria exists in the real world
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27373 on: April 10, 2020, 07:15:35 pm »

Granted! Soon furious diplomats from every country are knocking on your door, asking, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"

I wish to become knowledgeable in diplomacy.

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« Reply #27374 on: April 10, 2020, 07:32:42 pm »

Granted, this is achieved by you waking up tomorrow with everyone’s thoughts. So you know why everyone is doing everything. Good luck parsing out whose thoughts are whose

I wish that the Crimson Biome can become a hive mind that can enter the characters, and if it is in the characters long enough, the player can begin spreading Crimson in the real world
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