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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27675 on: February 02, 2021, 04:51:54 am »

Granted. You get 10 Gg of zebras. It is a single, giant zebra, standing. Due to its size, it dies from circulatory failiure.
When if falls over, it crushes much of the area you live in.

I wish for a single tame normal-sized zebra, which I legally own.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27676 on: February 02, 2021, 05:03:26 am »

Granted- its currently in the middle of Africa with a herd of normal zebra- go get it.


I wish I had a Zebra steak, medium rare with an order of poached eggs.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27677 on: February 02, 2021, 05:22:20 pm »

Granted. You don't get to eat it though as you are eaten by a lion.

I wish someone would create a Destroy the Godmodder thread already.
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« Reply #27678 on: February 02, 2021, 11:34:39 pm »

Already granted.  Unfortunately, it ground to a halt back in November.

I wish to have myomeres.  Nice juicy myomeres salvaged from the corpse of a dead salmon, rubbed with lemon pepper spices and grilled to perfection.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27679 on: February 02, 2021, 11:54:51 pm »

Granted- You had those Myomeres, but as you are a dead salmon they have been removed and cooked.


I wish I had a wish
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27680 on: February 03, 2021, 01:41:39 am »

Granted. You just wasted it.

I wish for 500 1cm^3 gold cubes.
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« Reply #27681 on: February 03, 2021, 02:19:14 am »

Granted, they are placed in a safe for protection and in order to make sure no one can steel them the combination has been discarded and the handle and nob have been removed.

I wish for all dogs to be replaced with little zebras.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27682 on: February 03, 2021, 04:59:14 am »

Granted, but all zebras are replaced with puppies.

I wish my phone's battery can be charged in a second.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27683 on: March 04, 2021, 01:30:25 am »

Granted. Your phone battery's maximum charge is low enough that it can only hold 1 second's worth of power.

I wish for a nice sandwich.
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« Reply #27684 on: March 04, 2021, 02:04:21 am »

Granted. Your sandwich looks really nice. But it is inedible.

I wish for 47 tasty loaves of bread.
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« Reply #27685 on: March 04, 2021, 02:44:23 am »

Granted, they're all waiting for you down at the supermarket and all you have to do to get them is to buy them.

I wish for 47 living loaves of bread.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27686 on: March 06, 2021, 03:52:46 pm »

Granted. The loaves get up to all sorts of wacky hijinks, and in a few minutes your kitchen looks like a scene taken straight out of I am Bread.

I wish for the ability to actually make a decent forum game for longer than a couple pages.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27687 on: March 06, 2021, 07:30:12 pm »

Granted. You know what, The Boss says I'm not supposed to give uncorrupted wishes, but here, have this one from me because running a longterm forum game is already its own Sisyphean hell.

I wish to not be fired from GenieCorp.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27688 on: March 07, 2021, 12:37:54 am »

Granted. But your pay is reduced by 26 000 USD per month.

I wish for the power to control thunder.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27689 on: March 07, 2021, 03:43:02 am »

Granted, you can control thunder but only when it's storming and there's lighting.

I wish for a 55 gallon drum filled with gold.
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