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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27675 on: February 03, 2021, 01:41:39 am »

Granted. You just wasted it.

I wish for 500 1cm^3 gold cubes.
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« Reply #27676 on: February 03, 2021, 02:19:14 am »

Granted, they are placed in a safe for protection and in order to make sure no one can steel them the combination has been discarded and the handle and nob have been removed.

I wish for all dogs to be replaced with little zebras.
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« Reply #27677 on: February 03, 2021, 04:59:14 am »

Granted, but all zebras are replaced with puppies.

I wish my phone's battery can be charged in a second.
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« Reply #27678 on: March 04, 2021, 01:30:25 am »

Granted. Your phone battery's maximum charge is low enough that it can only hold 1 second's worth of power.

I wish for a nice sandwich.
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« Reply #27679 on: March 04, 2021, 02:04:21 am »

Granted. Your sandwich looks really nice. But it is inedible.

I wish for 47 tasty loaves of bread.
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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27680 on: March 04, 2021, 02:44:23 am »

Granted, they're all waiting for you down at the supermarket and all you have to do to get them is to buy them.

I wish for 47 living loaves of bread.
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Iridium64

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27681 on: March 06, 2021, 03:52:46 pm »

Granted. The loaves get up to all sorts of wacky hijinks, and in a few minutes your kitchen looks like a scene taken straight out of I am Bread.

I wish for the ability to actually make a decent forum game for longer than a couple pages.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27682 on: March 06, 2021, 07:30:12 pm »

Granted. You know what, The Boss says I'm not supposed to give uncorrupted wishes, but here, have this one from me because running a longterm forum game is already its own Sisyphean hell.

I wish to not be fired from GenieCorp.

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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27683 on: March 07, 2021, 12:37:54 am »

Granted. But your pay is reduced by 26 000 USD per month.

I wish for the power to control thunder.
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« Reply #27684 on: March 07, 2021, 03:43:02 am »

Granted, you can control thunder but only when it's storming and there's lighting.

I wish for a 55 gallon drum filled with gold.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27685 on: March 09, 2021, 04:55:54 pm »

Granted. It's a giant snare drum that can hold 55 gallons of water in its cavity. Since you didn't specify the type of gold, it's filled with "black gold", also known as oil. Unfortunately, the drum isn't water-tight and the oil leaks out. Have fun cleaning up the floor.

I wish for love
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27686 on: March 09, 2021, 05:38:51 pm »

I wish for love

Granted,  a yandere falls in love with you.  Have fun!



I wish I could find some Cherry Citrus Mountain Dew to drink.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27687 on: March 09, 2021, 09:18:28 pm »

I wish I could find some Cherry Citrus Mountain Dew to drink.



I wish for scuba gear.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27688 on: March 10, 2021, 12:55:53 am »

Granted. You get a gear for a pump that fills scuba tanks.

I wish for a rocket engine.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27689 on: March 10, 2021, 04:02:28 am »

Granted, you receive Soyuz 7K-OK No.1.

I wish for three zebras.
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