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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27705 on: March 16, 2021, 11:11:16 am »

Granted. I understand this but due to turning into a female dog, my wishes can be difficult to understand.

I *Woof* to *Bark* a *Yelp*.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27706 on: March 16, 2021, 12:28:37 pm »

Granted.  You are spayed without anesthesia.


I wish people would make more guesses in the What Am I thread.
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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27707 on: March 17, 2021, 02:05:32 am »

Granted, but all of the questions are related to memes or shit posts.

I wish for fifty six dollars and ninety seven cents.
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Secretdorf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27708 on: March 17, 2021, 02:38:40 am »

Granted, but you now owe fifty seven dollars to me.                 I wish for a pc which can run every game in the world.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27709 on: March 17, 2021, 04:16:37 am »

Granted. It can only run them all at the same time, randomly switching them into and out of focus.

I wish for my skin to gain shear strength.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

Dunamisdeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27710 on: April 02, 2021, 08:54:44 pm »

Granted. It can only run them all at the same time, randomly switching them into and out of focus.

I wish for my skin to gain shear strength.

Granted. This is you now.


I wish for some good will, peace on earth, that sorta thing.
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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27711 on: April 03, 2021, 02:24:15 am »

Granted, you get a random item from the thrift store called good will, and a clump of dirt.

I wish for three ingots of gold.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27712 on: April 03, 2021, 02:37:07 am »

Granted. They are d=2.5m, l=5m cylinder cast ingots, located at a nearby parking lot. Each weighs 757.9 MG (MegaGrams) Gold has been devalued.

I wish for a 30kg steel anvil to arrive to my garden, without harming any human made construction and without harming any mammal.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27713 on: April 03, 2021, 01:00:58 pm »

Granted, it has completely ignored your request and landed right on your head. You are now in debt from medical expenses thanks to having 20 pounds (fudged) of solid steel falling on your head from a mile above ground. You now have permanent brain damage.

I wish for a reasonable sleep schedule because mine is FUBAR.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27714 on: April 03, 2021, 02:58:48 pm »

Granted. You sleep a full 8 hours every day, but cannot choose when you fall to sleep, nor can you wake up before your 8 hours are over. You also cannot sleep outside of your 8 hours per day, so no naps.

I wish to never experience fatigue or soreness.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27715 on: April 03, 2021, 07:53:27 pm »

Granted. You die of exhaustion because you didn't felt the necessary pain.

I wish for new legs.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27716 on: April 04, 2021, 12:59:47 am »

Granted. Severed baby legs appear in front of your door just before a police patrol passes by.

I wish for the ability to focus on selected task.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27717 on: April 04, 2021, 04:56:51 am »

Granted, you become so focused on the task that you're unable to do anything else, like breathing.

I wish for 99 red balloons.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27718 on: April 08, 2021, 03:17:51 am »

Granted. They will carry you ever upwards without constant vigilance

I wish for perfect, invincible teeth that will not succumb to any further dental maladies
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27719 on: April 08, 2021, 03:22:41 am »

Granted.  You are gifted a set of fine dentures.  They are encased in a thick and solid block of acrylic plastic. Very lovely to look at. Impossible to actually put inside a mouth.  This prevents them from suffering any form of oral related mishap, as they cannot be put inside a mouth.  You still have them all the same.

Enjoy your teeth.


I wish my dental implant would finish healing so I can eat real food.
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