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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9600 on: January 05, 2012, 09:34:00 am »
Granted. The tiger tears your guts out and plays with them as your dying body watches.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9601 on: January 05, 2012, 09:34:36 am »
Granted, I shoot you in the face through the computer.

I wish New Guy had corrupted Vorthon's wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9602 on: January 05, 2012, 09:42:48 am »
Granted. You are now dead for intefering in other corruptions.

I wish for me to have NOT been shot in the face for wishing to have a wish corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9603 on: January 05, 2012, 09:47:29 am »
Granted. You get stabbed in the face instead. Oh the pain!

I wish that ninjas stopped ninja'ing me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9604 on: January 05, 2012, 09:48:53 am »
Granted. Now elves ninja you.

I wish for nothing.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9605 on: January 05, 2012, 09:50:18 am »
Granted. The multiverse disappears in a flash of nothingness.


I wish for everything.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9606 on: January 05, 2012, 09:59:58 am »
Granted. The air solidifies and you are crushed.

I wish for normality.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9607 on: January 05, 2012, 10:02:51 am »
Granted. Nothing happens, as in something that's nothing actually appears and rips a new hole in space-time.

I wish I was a sentient flying soapbox toaster
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9608 on: January 05, 2012, 10:06:14 am »
Granted. People keep using you for toast and soap and your intelligence is subdued by repeated drudgery.

I WILL find a wish you guys cannot corrupt. It is a challenge that I will complete!

I wish to be me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9609 on: January 05, 2012, 10:12:18 am »
Granted. You start becoming stoned by weed, and have an existential crisis. You kill yourself in a drug-addled state.

I wish that I wasn't enslaved (as a flying toaster soapbox).
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9610 on: January 05, 2012, 10:15:09 am »
Granted. Humans melt you down into scrap, fearing your sentience will enslave them.


I wish to be normal.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9611 on: January 05, 2012, 10:15:43 am »
Granted. An angry mob blames you for their problems and kills you.



I wish to live for 754,653,205.75 years.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9612 on: January 05, 2012, 10:18:02 am »
Granted. You get bored of life and kill yourself.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9613 on: January 05, 2012, 10:19:48 am »
Granted. What a waste of a wish, when you could have wished for something tangible, no?

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9614 on: January 05, 2012, 10:24:10 am »
I HAVE SUCCEEDED. MY CHALLENGE IS COMPLETE.

MY WISH HAS NOT BEEN CORRUPTED.

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