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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9615 on: January 05, 2012, 11:08:54 am »

*corrupts*

u mad?

i wish i owned tim hortens :)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9616 on: January 05, 2012, 11:11:28 am »

Granted. You own Tim Hortens, a middle-aged man who works in an office building.

I wish we'd get to a technological singularity already. One where the resultant AI(s) doesn't/don't go insane and enslave, kill or otherwise harm humanity. And preferably a Tech-Singularity that boosts us to at least a 1.7 on the Kardashev scale. And that I survive through it and get to enjoy the benefits.
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« Reply #9617 on: January 05, 2012, 11:12:47 am »

(Actually, no. You corrupted it too late. ;) )

Granted. You wait for 500 years for it to arrive, find it boring, and kill yourself.

I wish to be kicked by a horse.

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« Reply #9618 on: January 05, 2012, 11:14:03 am »

lollololololololololololololololol i dont kick you >:]


i wish i had a portal gun
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« Reply #9619 on: January 05, 2012, 11:15:03 am »

Granted. It shoots... nothing, since it's a shoddy replica of that VolpinProps replica.

I wish for replica-ception.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9620 on: January 05, 2012, 11:16:48 am »

(Aha. That is not corrupting it. Double success. >:])

Granted. It paradoxes, causing existence to create a hole in the universe, sucking you in and turning you into galactic soup to be ejected into a new universe.

I wish NOT to get kicked by a horse.

Edit:Damn you sneaky ninjas. :P

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« Reply #9621 on: January 05, 2012, 11:19:23 am »

Granted you are crushed by an anvil instead.

I wish for overlord 3.
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« Reply #9622 on: January 05, 2012, 11:20:22 am »

Granted. You get addicted to it and die from fatigue.

I wish to be kicked by a horse harder than me being crushed by an anvil.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9623 on: January 05, 2012, 11:23:45 am »

you get stabed in the nuts

i wish for a REAL portal gun
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« Reply #9624 on: January 05, 2012, 11:27:51 am »

Granted. A large pistol-shaped doorway falls and crushes you.

I wish for EPIC BACON MEALS.
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« Reply #9625 on: January 05, 2012, 11:30:06 am »

(Hey! You stabbed mah brazil nuts! Curse you! I was eating those...)
Granted. You die from eating too much bacon.

I wish for tiny bacon meals. :3

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« Reply #9626 on: January 05, 2012, 11:39:40 am »


Granted. They're quite bacony, but never enough to properly satisfy. Supply of the tiny bacon meals is quite limited, and demand quickly reaches high levels. Soon, prices are high enough on the tiny bacon meals that only the rich can afford them.

The middle class seeks to gain control of the tbm and quickly, revolution starts. Riots breaking into violence and civil war starts. However, it's quickly brought under control by local government forces.


Then an asteroid wipes out the planet.



I wish that Bukitodinos had a functioning shift key.
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« Reply #9627 on: January 05, 2012, 11:40:58 am »

i do i just like to have grammer nazis rip there hair out :))

i wish for chell's portel gun
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« Reply #9628 on: January 05, 2012, 11:41:46 am »

Granted. He goes on a CAPS LOCK RAGE SPREE that gets him banned. He gets so sad from the banning he shoots himself in the head, then returns as a ghost to kill you for wishing for the key.

I wish to be wiped out by an asteroid.

DAMMIT NINJAS

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« Reply #9629 on: January 05, 2012, 11:45:11 am »

Granted. The portal gun is used poorly, causing an asteroid to wipe out the Earth.

Of course, that's what happened a few corruptions ago, so time's getting a bit messed up. Fortunately, God does a retcon there, meaning that none of it happened.




I wish that my car's title was filled out properly.
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