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PokemonRocks85

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9690 on: January 08, 2012, 11:48:51 am »

Granted but when people go on mars they start massive wars

I wish that armok could be nice one day
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9691 on: January 08, 2012, 11:52:58 am »

Granted. That day is when Toady decides to stop developing DF.

I wish that elves existed and that we could slaughter them all.
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« Reply #9692 on: January 08, 2012, 11:56:45 am »

Granted but the elves start a rebellion and kill all the humans.

I wish that it was still the medievil times
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9693 on: January 08, 2012, 11:58:04 am »

It now is. Now there is no technological advancement, witch hunts and general misery. You are hanged for being a witch.

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« Reply #9694 on: January 08, 2012, 12:55:10 pm »

It now is. Now there is no technological advancement, witch hunts and general misery. You are hanged for being a witch.
You need to state a wish...
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9695 on: January 08, 2012, 01:01:53 pm »

Granted, but a meteorite hits Fniff in the face before he/she could make any wish. The meteorite finally stops.

I wish I was SCP-682
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« Reply #9696 on: January 08, 2012, 03:33:47 pm »

Granted. Your life is a torment of unending torture as weird pinkish squishy things keep you immersed in acid 90% of the time while subjecting you to the most painful experiences to be found in several universes all in an attempt to kill you.

tl;dr: Your life sucks, dude.

I wish to survive a zombie apocalypse with all of my faculties intact.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9697 on: January 08, 2012, 10:46:57 pm »

Granted, the zombie Apocalypse consists of three zombies and a completely blow out of proportion media story, and the entire event goes down in history as the Zombie Apocolypse similar to Y2K.

I wish that I had noticed that Skyward Sword came with a cd earlier than today
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9698 on: January 09, 2012, 02:48:28 pm »

Granted. Your cat disappears, and you never see it again.

I wish all my job-related program problems magically solved themselves, but I was still able to get credit for fixing them.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9699 on: January 09, 2012, 02:52:30 pm »

Granted. However, the problems were designed to be impossible to solve. You are classified as an SCP and locked up for the rest of your days.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not get the unhealthy side-effects.
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« Reply #9700 on: January 09, 2012, 04:01:02 pm »

Granted.

You know that zombie apocalypse with three people, earlier? You're number two.




I wish for a butterfly knife.
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Sirus

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9701 on: January 09, 2012, 04:15:10 pm »

But I already survived the zombie apocalypse  ???

Oh well. The butterfly knife is a spy, and he is NOT on your side.

I wish for a 16gig USB drive.
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« Reply #9702 on: January 09, 2012, 04:28:38 pm »

Strange how that happens. In any case, your 16gigUSB flash drive is both full and empty of any information at all times. Makes it completely useless, though.




I wish for a new pair of boots.
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Sirus

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« Reply #9703 on: January 09, 2012, 04:33:07 pm »

The boots are several sizes too small, and the store has a no returns policy.

I wish I had a professionally-painted Dreadfleet board game.
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« Reply #9704 on: January 09, 2012, 04:55:28 pm »

Granted, but you did a d20 half stat roll and landed on 20
You get your game yet you also get hit by a car after walking out of the store, you turn into a vegetable.

I wish for a frozen superconductor and a line of magnets to make it "lock in place"
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