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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 843779 times)

Phantom of The Library

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9705 on: January 09, 2012, 05:24:38 pm »

Granted, you stick you tongue onto it and you have to have it amputated.

I wish I could defy the laws of gravity.
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Sirus

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9706 on: January 09, 2012, 05:26:49 pm »

Granted. However, the potion only lasts for two minutes, after which you plummet to your doom.
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DwarfyDwarf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9707 on: January 09, 2012, 07:32:07 pm »

Granted. You are now deaf.
(Post a question next time, maybe?)
I wish I could hold all these limes.
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PokemonRocks85

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9708 on: January 09, 2012, 07:34:29 pm »

Granted but they are lemons not lime

I wish dwarfs were taller then cyclops
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9709 on: January 09, 2012, 07:36:27 pm »

(forgot the wish last time, sorry  :-[ )

Granted. They grow one inch in response to a race of one-eyed midgets.

I wish for paint.
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PokemonRocks85

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9710 on: January 09, 2012, 07:37:22 pm »

Granted but the paint is frozen

I wish i got a alienware laptop
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9711 on: January 09, 2012, 07:49:01 pm »

Granted. It only runs on a voltage that you can't find anywhere.



I wish that I could find this printer cable!
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Phantom of The Library

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9712 on: January 09, 2012, 07:59:29 pm »

Granted, it is now the central nervous cord of a giant robot that's about to kill you.

I wish that I had one million internets.
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You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9713 on: January 09, 2012, 07:59:58 pm »

Granted. You quickly go insane.



I wish SPAZ would download faster.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9714 on: January 09, 2012, 08:01:55 pm »

It downloads so fast the download meter wraps to -65532. It now cannot be finished, EVAR!


I wish Carl Sagan was still alive.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9715 on: January 09, 2012, 08:04:00 pm »

Granted. By now, the final touches on his Destroy the World plan have been completed, and the world lives on borrowed time.

I wish I had photographic memory.
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And lo! Sirus did drive his mighty party truck unto Vegas, and it was good.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9716 on: January 09, 2012, 08:06:27 pm »

Granted but it is so large you cant fit it into your camera

I wish that pokemon was real
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9717 on: January 09, 2012, 08:07:18 pm »

You get tackled by a Ratatta and faint.

I wish this guy knew what photographic memory was.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9718 on: January 09, 2012, 08:08:41 pm »

granted but he gets amnesia

i wish i eat my sandwitch this morning
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9719 on: January 09, 2012, 08:11:36 pm »

Granted. You devour that poor, sandy girl without remorse.





I wish for a banana.
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