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Phantom of The Library

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9675 on: January 06, 2012, 08:19:04 pm »

Granted, however due to their delicious and nutritious nature the entire world stock is quickly destroyed by wealthy CEOs, who, not understanding that plants decompose, buy them all up and they rot and the world no longer has any potatoes.  Soon major potato producing farmers fall into debt and the world is sent even further into an economic crisis, because of which a Pentagon employee loses his job and goes on a murderous rampage and unleashes a nuclear holocaust upon the world using all of America's missiles.
Congratulations you caused an apocalypse via potato.

I wish that I could keep up with the current rate of technology cheaply.
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This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

DwarfyDwarf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9676 on: January 06, 2012, 11:25:51 pm »

Granted. You are sent back in time to prehistoric eras. The greatest form of technology is the sharpened rock. Seeing as there are tons of rocks lying around, and you have more time now than ever before, I'd say you're good to go.

I wish I was the best at knapping. Like no one ever was.
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Phantom of The Library

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9677 on: January 06, 2012, 11:46:27 pm »

You become the greatest knapper, like no one ever was, however seeing as there never was anybody, your skills are just above zero, because nobody else has any skill at all.

I wish my room would clean itself
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Gnosis - Torn Ajar -- Text Suggestion Games.
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9678 on: January 06, 2012, 11:52:12 pm »

Granted! it destroys anything that goes into it, including you.

I wish for a meta-wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9679 on: January 06, 2012, 11:54:03 pm »

Granted. The universe implodes due to me not having an Idea on how to reply to this wish.

I wish I was a dragon, like in my avatar.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9680 on: January 07, 2012, 12:01:21 am »

Granted, you are cursed to fly around in circles for all eternity, just like you avatar.

I wish that I had a good book to read.
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This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9681 on: January 07, 2012, 06:14:30 am »

Granted. You are so absorbed into your book, you dont notice when you walk off of a cliff.

I wish this wish was so corrupted, any corruption would be better than the wish itself.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9682 on: January 07, 2012, 06:39:30 am »

Granted, have a Corrupt Cookie.

I wish for Vivec-like Powers.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9683 on: January 07, 2012, 06:42:42 am »

Granted. They are so powerful you go insane and immolate yourself to stop the screaming voices in your head.

I wish to be an elf collaborator. :3
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9684 on: January 07, 2012, 08:17:37 am »

Granted. You get dipped In Magma by dwarves for being a traitor.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9685 on: January 07, 2012, 09:04:09 am »

(Ah, but how do you know I live with dwarves? :3)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9686 on: January 07, 2012, 03:16:33 pm »

Granted, but you didn't make a wish.

I wish all elves to be painfully killed.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9687 on: January 07, 2012, 04:31:56 pm »

Granted, but thier our no elves so... WASTED WISH.

I wish to be amazing. More then I already am of course.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9688 on: January 08, 2012, 11:33:36 am »

your too amazing meteors would want to meet you but you die because your too small for it to see you

I wish that my dog could talk
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #9689 on: January 08, 2012, 11:46:09 am »

Granted. It thinks that you are an ass, and it is very vocal about it.





I wish for world peace.
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