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RAM

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13065 on: April 15, 2013, 08:39:18 am »

You get HugoLuman's job, enjoy...

I wish for witty banter.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13066 on: April 15, 2013, 08:45:51 am »

Granted, you have a wonderful talk about pancakes. It never ends.

I wish I wasn't so bad as social stuff.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13067 on: April 15, 2013, 10:57:45 am »

Granted. Now you're worse than social stuff.

I wish I had a better work ethic.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13068 on: April 15, 2013, 12:03:30 pm »

Granted, you never want to stop working for anything.

I wish that dragons existed in reality, on our planet, were not killed on sight, and did not kill on sight.
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« Reply #13069 on: April 15, 2013, 12:28:49 pm »

Granted, you never want to stop working for anything.

I wish that dragons existed in reality, on our planet, were not killed on sight, and did not kill on sight.

They did not kill on site. They became our friends, part of society. Soon, they showed up in key industries, then politics. We were grateful for them, they were strong and brilliant. Then, they came to power. Without us noticing, they were in charge of every major government and corporation in the world. It was a bloodless reveloution. We were subjigated, became nothing more than slaves, the dragons ruled with iron claw.

I wish I was the leader of said dragons (and a dragon myself).
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13070 on: April 15, 2013, 02:27:29 pm »

Granted. You're Ord, and are easily manipulated by interest groups. Society falls, humanity rebels with nuclear weapons, Earth is sterilized.

I wish that, if aliens ever invade to devour Humanity, we at least turn out to be lethally poisonous to them.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13071 on: April 15, 2013, 02:32:37 pm »

Granted, due the deadly nature of the human appendix legislation is passed in space parliament in order to strictly control the preparation and cooking of Homo sapiens. Due to the exotic nature of the dish, it is popular galaxy wide.

I wish for the next person to post to go kick a puppy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13072 on: April 15, 2013, 04:22:47 pm »

Granted. You get a puppy. Guess which one gets kicked?

I wish for a 5-wheeled car.
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« Reply #13073 on: April 15, 2013, 04:57:43 pm »

Granted. The fifth wheel is a spare.

I wish I could fly.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13074 on: April 15, 2013, 05:00:07 pm »

Granted, you can only fly down.

I wish to undo this wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13075 on: April 15, 2013, 07:00:35 pm »

The consequences of your wish are that you are not slowly tortured to death, but everything that you ever care about becomes hostile to you.

I wish for a surprise.
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« Reply #13076 on: April 15, 2013, 07:35:46 pm »

Granted! You get a !SURPRISE! trans-orbital lobotomy! They botch it and somehow remove all your memory! EVERYTHING IS A SURPRISE NOW!

I wish for a glass of heavy water. For drinking. Which isn't irradiated/contaminated.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13077 on: April 15, 2013, 07:38:54 pm »

You receive a 100ml glass of water weighing 100000 mg minus the glass. That sure is a lot!

I wish I had an army of obediant dwarven slaves.

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« Reply #13078 on: April 15, 2013, 07:45:10 pm »

Granted. You are willy wonka.

I wish for a glass of non-irradiated/contaminated 2H2O.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #13079 on: April 15, 2013, 09:34:55 pm »

Granted. You are instantly transported to a comet in the Oort cloud to help yourself.

I wish for this wish to be incorruptible.
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