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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15750 on: April 25, 2014, 07:27:13 pm »

Granted. the world eats the moon and no longer feels hungry.

I wish that the Illuminati where on the moon when it was eaten.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15751 on: April 25, 2014, 11:08:38 pm »


 Granted but the moon is eaten because of an angry elder god the Illuminati succeeded in summoning, well you not really sure if it's angry or even if it thinks in terms you could recognize really. but that's ok you hear that eternal suffering and madness are in vogue this season.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15752 on: April 26, 2014, 12:15:43 am »

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I wish my favorite RtD would update.
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« Reply #15753 on: April 26, 2014, 12:16:47 am »

Granted. It updates in three years, which is really soon in the cosmic sense.

I wish Kevak would get a normal sleep schedule.
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« Reply #15754 on: April 26, 2014, 12:22:59 am »

Granted. He has the normal kevak sleep schedule.

I wish kevak was king of the world.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15755 on: April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am »

.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone that is not a trap is executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.

I wish to become the greatest guitar player of all time!
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« Reply #15756 on: April 26, 2014, 12:29:27 am »

Granted. You play so much that your finger become mangled stumps.

I wish that kevak was god.
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« Reply #15757 on: April 26, 2014, 12:31:31 am »

Granted. Kevak bioaugs the carp out of my fingers as thanks for making him god, improving my guitar playing abilities tenfold. Everyone else that isn't a trap suddenly dies.

I wish for better quality music.
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« Reply #15758 on: April 26, 2014, 12:45:41 am »

Granted.

All Trap music is better quality and all music not about Traps now involves Traps in the lyrics.

I wish for a Perfectly Generic Object.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15759 on: April 26, 2014, 12:47:53 am »

Granted. the banana then explodes. (The banana then reforms because of your awesomeness.)

I wish that i could read minds.
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« Reply #15760 on: April 26, 2014, 12:52:25 am »

Granted. However, as very few people actually think of words as text, your power is nearly useless.

I wish to undo Kevak's last wish. Unless you want the song I'm listening to about tentacles to involve traps.
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« Reply #15761 on: April 26, 2014, 12:53:39 am »

I do want to listen to that actually. Sooo Wish not undone.

I wish the bedroom door was less squeaky.
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« Reply #15762 on: April 26, 2014, 12:56:18 am »

Granted. Your bedroom door is replaced by me. I know all of your secrets. I see all that you do. I move out of the way at the worst possible moments.

I wish the concept of time didn't exist.
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« Reply #15763 on: April 26, 2014, 01:00:51 am »

Granted. The universe then gets piss off at you and throws you into a different universe and time is restored.

I wish that i could be Kevak's window.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15764 on: April 26, 2014, 01:03:03 am »

Granted. The universe then gets piss off at you and throws you into a different universe and time is restored.

I wish that i could be Kevak's window.

Granted,cats scrape at you to get in and birds torment you.

I wish I had telekenisis.
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