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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15750 on: April 26, 2014, 12:52:25 am »

Granted. However, as very few people actually think of words as text, your power is nearly useless.

I wish to undo Kevak's last wish. Unless you want the song I'm listening to about tentacles to involve traps.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15751 on: April 26, 2014, 12:53:39 am »

I do want to listen to that actually. Sooo Wish not undone.

I wish the bedroom door was less squeaky.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15752 on: April 26, 2014, 12:56:18 am »

Granted. Your bedroom door is replaced by me. I know all of your secrets. I see all that you do. I move out of the way at the worst possible moments.

I wish the concept of time didn't exist.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15753 on: April 26, 2014, 01:00:51 am »

Granted. The universe then gets piss off at you and throws you into a different universe and time is restored.

I wish that i could be Kevak's window.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15754 on: April 26, 2014, 01:03:03 am »

Granted. The universe then gets piss off at you and throws you into a different universe and time is restored.

I wish that i could be Kevak's window.

Granted,cats scrape at you to get in and birds torment you.

I wish I had telekenisis.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15755 on: April 26, 2014, 01:44:11 am »

Granted. You cannot control it, and it only works on you.

I wish I was allowed to import a Savannah Cat  :'(
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15756 on: April 26, 2014, 01:44:54 am »

Granted, and it escapes, starting up a feral population that wipes out most of the native bird population.

I wish I could travel between dimensions.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15757 on: April 26, 2014, 01:47:47 am »

Granted. You get to "travel" to 2D, though it's a one way trip. It's also going to cause quite a lot of effort for some poor cleaner.
I wish there were less ducks in the world.
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« Reply #15758 on: April 26, 2014, 01:49:45 am »

Granted, and it escapes, starting up a feral population that wipes out most of the native bird population.

I wish I could travel between dimensions.
granted you can now move freely between length, width, depth and, time but can only exist in one.
i wish everyone used the oxford comma
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15759 on: April 26, 2014, 01:55:53 am »

Well duck you too. Granted, but the oxford comma is now a duck. Writing lists is only possible for those of sufficient artistic skill to draw a duck.

I wish there were less ducks in the world.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15760 on: April 26, 2014, 01:56:50 am »

Granted, it causes the food chain to collapse.

I wish I could devour souls.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15761 on: April 26, 2014, 02:16:36 am »

Granted. But you can only devour your own soul.

I wish that I had a dog.

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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15762 on: April 26, 2014, 02:19:48 am »

Granted. You gain a dead dog. A giant dead dog. That falls on your head all the time for some reason.

I wish I could kill my enemies, and only my enemies, by making their brains melt with divine singing that comes out of my mouth.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15763 on: April 26, 2014, 02:39:40 am »

Granted, however the singing also causes your enemies heads to explode, the brain melt flies into your larynx destroying it. You survive but can never speak/sing again. c:

I wish for the size and strength to properly wield and fire a GAU 8 AVENGER.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15764 on: April 26, 2014, 02:59:02 am »

Granted, you are now a fighter jet.

I wish for a more powerful computer that I wouldn't have to pay.
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