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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15780 on: April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am »

.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone that is not a trap is executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.

I wish to become the greatest guitar player of all time!
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Prophet

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« Reply #15781 on: April 26, 2014, 12:29:27 am »

Granted. You play so much that your finger become mangled stumps.

I wish that kevak was god.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15782 on: April 26, 2014, 12:31:31 am »

Granted. Kevak bioaugs the carp out of my fingers as thanks for making him god, improving my guitar playing abilities tenfold. Everyone else that isn't a trap suddenly dies.

I wish for better quality music.
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« Reply #15783 on: April 26, 2014, 12:45:41 am »

Granted.

All Trap music is better quality and all music not about Traps now involves Traps in the lyrics.

I wish for a Perfectly Generic Object.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15784 on: April 26, 2014, 12:47:53 am »

Granted. the banana then explodes. (The banana then reforms because of your awesomeness.)

I wish that i could read minds.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15785 on: April 26, 2014, 12:52:25 am »

Granted. However, as very few people actually think of words as text, your power is nearly useless.

I wish to undo Kevak's last wish. Unless you want the song I'm listening to about tentacles to involve traps.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15786 on: April 26, 2014, 12:53:39 am »

I do want to listen to that actually. Sooo Wish not undone.

I wish the bedroom door was less squeaky.
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« Reply #15787 on: April 26, 2014, 12:56:18 am »

Granted. Your bedroom door is replaced by me. I know all of your secrets. I see all that you do. I move out of the way at the worst possible moments.

I wish the concept of time didn't exist.
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« Reply #15788 on: April 26, 2014, 01:00:51 am »

Granted. The universe then gets piss off at you and throws you into a different universe and time is restored.

I wish that i could be Kevak's window.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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« Reply #15789 on: April 26, 2014, 01:03:03 am »

Granted. The universe then gets piss off at you and throws you into a different universe and time is restored.

I wish that i could be Kevak's window.

Granted,cats scrape at you to get in and birds torment you.

I wish I had telekenisis.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15790 on: April 26, 2014, 01:44:11 am »

Granted. You cannot control it, and it only works on you.

I wish I was allowed to import a Savannah Cat  :'(
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« Reply #15791 on: April 26, 2014, 01:44:54 am »

Granted, and it escapes, starting up a feral population that wipes out most of the native bird population.

I wish I could travel between dimensions.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15792 on: April 26, 2014, 01:47:47 am »

Granted. You get to "travel" to 2D, though it's a one way trip. It's also going to cause quite a lot of effort for some poor cleaner.
I wish there were less ducks in the world.
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« Reply #15793 on: April 26, 2014, 01:49:45 am »

Granted, and it escapes, starting up a feral population that wipes out most of the native bird population.

I wish I could travel between dimensions.
granted you can now move freely between length, width, depth and, time but can only exist in one.
i wish everyone used the oxford comma
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Harbingerjm

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15794 on: April 26, 2014, 01:55:53 am »

Well duck you too. Granted, but the oxford comma is now a duck. Writing lists is only possible for those of sufficient artistic skill to draw a duck.

I wish there were less ducks in the world.
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