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Harbingerjm

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15765 on: April 26, 2014, 01:44:11 am »

Granted. You cannot control it, and it only works on you.

I wish I was allowed to import a Savannah Cat  :'(
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smurfingtonthethird

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15766 on: April 26, 2014, 01:44:54 am »

Granted, and it escapes, starting up a feral population that wipes out most of the native bird population.

I wish I could travel between dimensions.
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Harbingerjm

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15767 on: April 26, 2014, 01:47:47 am »

Granted. You get to "travel" to 2D, though it's a one way trip. It's also going to cause quite a lot of effort for some poor cleaner.
I wish there were less ducks in the world.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15768 on: April 26, 2014, 01:49:45 am »

Granted, and it escapes, starting up a feral population that wipes out most of the native bird population.

I wish I could travel between dimensions.
granted you can now move freely between length, width, depth and, time but can only exist in one.
i wish everyone used the oxford comma
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Harbingerjm

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15769 on: April 26, 2014, 01:55:53 am »

Well duck you too. Granted, but the oxford comma is now a duck. Writing lists is only possible for those of sufficient artistic skill to draw a duck.

I wish there were less ducks in the world.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15770 on: April 26, 2014, 01:56:50 am »

Granted, it causes the food chain to collapse.

I wish I could devour souls.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15771 on: April 26, 2014, 02:16:36 am »

Granted. But you can only devour your own soul.

I wish that I had a dog.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15772 on: April 26, 2014, 02:19:48 am »

Granted. You gain a dead dog. A giant dead dog. That falls on your head all the time for some reason.

I wish I could kill my enemies, and only my enemies, by making their brains melt with divine singing that comes out of my mouth.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15773 on: April 26, 2014, 02:39:40 am »

Granted, however the singing also causes your enemies heads to explode, the brain melt flies into your larynx destroying it. You survive but can never speak/sing again. c:

I wish for the size and strength to properly wield and fire a GAU 8 AVENGER.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15774 on: April 26, 2014, 02:59:02 am »

Granted, you are now a fighter jet.

I wish for a more powerful computer that I wouldn't have to pay.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15775 on: April 26, 2014, 03:20:44 am »

Granted, the computer is your new master and it uses you for non-financial tasks.

I wish I had more incense for my tech-support.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15776 on: April 26, 2014, 03:55:33 pm »

Granted. Several tons of incense appear right on top of you. You are crushed to death.

I wish Pokemon were real.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15777 on: April 26, 2014, 04:00:11 pm »

Granted. What have you done? What have you done?! Pokemon are real. People still die from the same things. Unable to create Pokeballs, mankind is swiftly wiped out by the superior power of the Pokemon. All is lost.

I wish for Liquid Tension Experiment 3.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15778 on: April 28, 2014, 03:48:35 pm »

Granted. The tension is so underwhelming the world implodes.

I wish Tingle charged much less than 380-some Rupees to decipher Triforce charts, or otherwise the Triforce charts didn't need to be deciphered at all in Zelda: Wind Waker.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15779 on: April 28, 2014, 03:50:35 pm »

Granted. The tension is so underwhelming the world implodes.

I wish Tingle charged much less than 380-some Rupees to decipher Triforce charts, or otherwise the Triforce charts didn't need to be deciphered at all in Zelda: Wind Waker.
Granted, Tingle now actively tries stealing the charts and shards from you. Seeing as how you can't touch him when he is in blimp form, he blows you to bits. Game Over.

I wish that everybody was either a Trap or a Reverse Trap depending on gender.
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